Carol of the Festivus

Fun times! :)

http://www.youtube.com/user/dasamericanatheist
http://www.youtube.com/user/legendaryfasteddy

I tag teh ladies: xxxThePeachxxx, zomgitscriss, ghostofdayinperson, factvsreligion, frisbeesandflipflops, lovingdoubt, thinkmorepink, CatSchroedinger
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Lyrics:
December Twenty Third
Meatloaf is served
M&M Cake
Drinks for the take
Festivus is here
Pass me a beer
Miracles told
To young and old
Aluminum Pole
grievance for the soul
Disappointments ring
While people fling
Feats of strength
Head of household
Pinned and in fear
Festivus is here!
Merry Merry Merry Merry xmas
And a festivus for the rest of us
Commericalisms end
On it shall send
Around the world
Festivus is hurled

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[Dusty341]

I work at Burger King,

making flame broiled whoppers,

I wear paper hats..

[rileed]

@snackynak

yes, may the flying spaghetti monster bless you all this holiday season. =)

[geek3point0]

if only it was sung by someone who could sing

[kennethh70]

glad to see you happy ghost 

[FatStupidAmerican]

I am willing to bet there are many christians, muslims etc that seemingly spend all their time thinking about religious issues.

[known12]

whats great about being a christian? its knowning atheists like healthy addcit seemingly spend all their time thinking about religious issues.

[snackynak]

Col. Lingus wishes yawl a merry winter holiday soltice-thing. Spaghetti monster bless america.

[6282makepeace]

Merry Festivus one and all

[mclarenv12]

what kind of drugs do you have and can i have some?

[phranqueeee]

Enjoy the Feast of Sol Invictus!

[AlanCanon2222]

Your discourse is always weighty and interesting, but I confess I do like your more "performative" moments, like this, FSM preaching, chopping vegetables...this one's our "The Ashley Holiday Special!" Keep 'em coming!