i'm on a rock (i'm on a boat parody)

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Uploaded by on Jul 27, 2009

READ DESCRIPTION PLZ
ok this is a re-upload cuz the first one sucked
Note there is a lot of language
these ppl helped
www.youtube.com/user/ultisymo
www.youtube.com/user/sasuke295elfs
www.youtube.com/user/gtfan44

directors: Josh (main) Ched (co)
lyrics ched(main) josh (co)
actors: Ched, josh, ryan, jonathan
filmers: AJ and jonathan

ok guys thanks for watching
remember not to run into screen doors

lyrics:

aww sh*t, flash your tickets
it's about to go down
everybody in the place hit my f*cking d*ck
but stay on your mother f*cking toes
we running this, let's go

I'm on a rock
I'm on a rock
everybody look at me cause i'm riding on a rock
i'm on a rock
i'm on a rock
Take a good hard look at the mother fu*king rock

I'm on a rock mother fu*ker take a look at me
straight riding on a rock as hard as it can be
eating five tots
wind whipping at my co*k
you can't stop me mother f*cker cause i'm on a rock

take a picture tr*ck
I'm on a boat b*tch
we skeetin santana champ cuz it's so crips
i got my walk stick
and my horny gayphers
I'm flipping fingers, you at home straight flipping pebbles

I'm riding on a rock
doing flips and sh*t
the rock's cumming
getting everybody all wet
but this aint disney
this is real as it gets
I'm on a rock mother fu*ker
don't you ever forget

I'm on a rock and
we're falling fast and
we're better than chris sharma and we got a tan
we're the kings of the world on a rock with B.O
if you're on the soil then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fu*k up...My di*k is real!!!

Fu*k boats, i'm on a rock mother f*cker
Fu*k trees, i climb boulders mother fu*ker
I'm on the rock with my boys mother fu*ker
the big boulder is hard mother fu*ker

Hey ma, if you could see me here
arms spread wide while drinking a beer
gonna fu*k this rock like it's a deer
like harry potter....anything is possible!!!

yeah
never thought be on a rock
it's big and hard just like a co*k
i'm riding look at me
(All hands on di*k)
never thought i'd see the day
when a big co*k comes my way
forgive me when i spray
i drank some kool aid

I'm on a rock
i'm on a rock
everybody look at me cuz i'm riding on a rock
im on a rock
im on a rock
take a good hard look at the mother f*cking rock
(shorty...shorty...yeahhh)

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  • Good Job Josh!

  • thanks =D

  • thank u for better quailty

  • welcome

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  • no no no ur dick is fake

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  • GAY

  • FUNNY!!! x

  • Roflmao

    Brilliant!

  • dude that's so sucky but i love it!

  • im the guy n the fucking mask mouther fuckers

  • haha lol!!! great job and ur hot <3

  • uuuh??? wtf? heehee jk it was pretty funy :) good job

  • wow josh ur werent kidding when u said it sucked! lol

    -indigo

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