Data's Girlfriend Pt. I

Clips from the Star Trek:TNG episode titled "In Theory" from the fourth season of the show. This is probably one of the most entertaining episodes ever, and illustrates why I love Data...why we all love Data. In this episode, he gets a girlfriend and it's hilarious. I uploaded more in another video...

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[JammyBtard]

A brief summary of their answers:

Everyone else; 'be careful'

Riker 'f***ing get in there my son!'

Also Data can be damn adorable, it's a shame the girl wasn't mature enough to accept him as an android rather than a human. Not saying it would never work, but I've said previously, expecting Data to think like a human is like expecting Worf to 'beg like a human', as he once said...

[racl101]

"Klingons do not pursue relationships, they conquer that which they desire."

- Dang! I wish Worf schooled me in the matters of love.

[Jackalofdeath]

dawwww

[liberalguy513]

I guess she wants a shot of machine jizz in her face.

[Odbarc]

@randomface54 Pretty sure. It's word for word (from SOME part in the series) minus the emotion stuttering.

[randomface54]

@Odbarc No idea, but if he did, then he also says it in First Contact.

[Odbarc]

@randomface54 Doesn't he say it in the earlier seasons when everyone was passing around the "makes-you-horny" STD with hand-contact to any part of the body?

I could be remembering something wrong, but I'm pretty sure I watched that episode and saw Dianna molesting the skin closest to her breasts.

Of course, I only remember this because I asked my mom what she was doing and she said "masturbating."

[randomface54]

@Odbarc In First Contact, Data told the Borg Queen that he was "fully functional"

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

I love Riker chuckling at the thought of Data getting laid.

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

I love that everybody else acts all bashful and uncertain, then cuts to stud muffin Riker saying: "I think you should go for it".

[Mocha2007andcoco]

@CyanideSovereign HAHA!!! I never realized that. Oh, okay, yeah, i get it now...

[Odbarc]

@CappitranoBellephant I'm pretty sure he's anatomically correct. The guy who made him once said he 'had to' create a modesty program for Data. It's probably just a power cord though.