Bear Bryant parody - In The Dressing Room - 4/5

This is excerpted from a comedy LP album that came out in the late '60s. The guy does a phenomenal impersonation of the Bear.

I grew up in Tuscaloosa and remember listening to this as a 5th grader. Though it parodies the Bear, I think its in good fun and it intends no disrespect. (Well, maybe a little towards Auburn...)

Hope you enjoy it.

We love you, Bear; and Roll, Tide; Roll!

From:
The Bear, Observations of a Coach as told by Jay Higginbotham (1968?)

Script by Joe Hendrix and Jay Higginbotham

SIDE 1
A CALL FROM THE POPE
THE PRESS CONFERENCE
DURING THE GAME
IN THE DRESSING ROOM
AFTER THE GAME
SIDE 2
PROLOGUE
THE BEAR'S SUNDAY SHOW

Be forewarned that some of the jokes are anachronistic inasmuch as they refer to the 1967 or 1968 seasons. These will be best enjoyed by historians of Alabama football. Also, if some of the jokes seem politically incorrect, don't get your jockstrap in a wad-- remember that the PC had not been invented in 1968!

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[gkerr34]

That's the Auburn cheerleaders mooing outside Bama's locker room.

[HonkyScott]

Bear called and termed Auburn as "that cow college" - kinda fits since it was supposedly in auburns barn...Roll Tide

[wiserthantomorrow]

@Alycanjg You got that right! Bear was the absolute best. Six National Championships at ONE school...will never be done again. He set the standard for ALL college coaches.

[Alycanjg]

you jennbox..whatever the fuck are a typical war chicken fan, brainless, classless, ignorant ass cunt that probably couldn't find that cow college with a road map,, little aubbie wants to be Bama ,NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, you wish you had something to cheer for in your whole pathetic life and are stuck with the war chickens and the cow college they roost in, IT MUST BE PAINFUL TO BE YOU, BEAR BRYANT was the GREATEST coach in the history of coaching, LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT, AND YOU CAN SUCK IT!!

[jennbox0414]

i think bear bryant must have been drunk and is really just rambling on he has no class and bought six of his championships like most of the bowl games at texas a-m he is really nerve racking good thing hes a dead man now WAR EAGLE...

[scottishmichael09]

Hmmm...it is a proven fact that Paul "Bear" Bryant was a drunk and a womanizer...Yeah...really good role model!!! The only good thing that came out of it was when Pat Dye beat Bear Bryant's Alabama and the old fucker dropped dead soon after! War Damn Eagle!!!!

[scwalker71]

36-0

[ultimate5gamer]

get yah facts shraight auburns called the cow college asshole ROLLTIDE

[punkerbelle]

Jake you need to get some class little man. I mean little....

[Jakeh211]

shut the fuck up

[bbckk1]

they were good then and i like him and he had swag but he was cocky and they wouldnt beat a lot of teams now

[punkerbelle]

I am sure my uncle would not appreciate this...

NIECE PAUL BEAR BRYANT