The Greatest Story Ever Told Trailer

This was the WGN trailer version. It is the anguishing crossroads where the eternal questions of faith and doubt become resolved. Star-studded cast includes Max Von Sydow (as Jesus), Dorothy McGuire (as Mary), Robert Loggia (as Joseph), Charlton Heston (as John the Baptist), Michael Anderson, Jr., Robert Blake, Jamie Farr, David McCallum, Roddy McDowall, Ina Balin, Janet Margolin, Sidney Poitier, Carroll Baker, Pat Boone, Van Heflin, Sal Mineo, Shelley Winters, Ed Wynn, John Wayne, Telly Savalas, Angela Lansbury, Paul Stewart, Harold J. Stone, Martin Landau, Joseph Schildkraut, Victor Buono, Jose Ferrer, Claude Rains, Donald Pleasence, Richard Conte and Cyril Delevanti.

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[redfordforpresident]

@redfordforpresident You are absolutely right. The Bible has been rewritten and censored many times by Horny Man. What Jesus really said was, "Thy name is Panty-Sniffer and upon this rock I build my church". Get your rocks off this way, Horny Man -- sniff ladies' panties. Jesus was crucified as King Of The Cheap Jews; he only had sex with Mary Magdalene and he just did magic tricks (get it? turning tricks) to get her in the sack, no money exchange. Jesus was too cheap to take girls out on dates.

[redfordforpresident]

Jesus wore a Victoria's Secret thong on the cross to show humans that sniffing ladies' panties and getting your rocks off that way was better than animal-cruel man inserting his penis into vaginas. That reproduces more Bad Seed humans. Jesus commanded the 12 Apostles to disperse across the land to do panty raids for him and themselves and all his followers. The two thieves that were crucified with Jesus stole women's panties to sniff. That's why Jesus asked his God the Father to forgive them.

[Laomedon2000]

Old caveman: "Who are you?!"

Jesus: "Gsses!"

[gaussian]

The guy playing Jesus is Ming the merciless.

[Leogracia4]

Joh 3:17  Porque no envió Dios a su Hijo al mundo para condenar al mundo, sino para que el mundo sea salvo por él.

[DraculasDaughter13]

@HanumanLoki LOL!

[Rindill1the1Red]

@HanumanLoki Suffering existed long before Jesus and will exist long after we have forgotten about him.

[HanumanLoki]

"I have come to bring suffering to the world... Starting with my own!" Is more like it.

[Barnstormer1969]

What year was this movie released?

[carlsontechnology]

Great!!! I am happy to see a network showing this.