Bicycle Jousting

Jousters:
EJ Ragolta
Pablo Rodriguez-Cepero

Weapons of Destruction:
2 durable Sand-Pit rakes made from plastic composite

Vehicles/Mode of Transportation:
2 Mountain Bicycles (Pablo's bicycle was green, therefore causing a +4 Mana Replenish Rate, which was countered by EJ's red bicycle which allowed a +3 Stamina Boost).

Day of Incident:
Saturday, November 24, 2007

Location Location Location:
Hole 4 or 5, Biltmore Golf Course

Why:
Why not?

Additional Information:
I would also like to add that an assortment of levitating fruit-flavored danish pastry flavored variants attacked halfway through the fight and forced a retreat from both sides followed by a coordinated counterattack against the diabolical sugary malignant species...
Translation: We hired banana-pancakes as mercenaries, who in return for pornographic images and the destruction of both blueberry and chocolate chip pancakes obliterated the phalanxes of the danish batallion. Coincidentally, the events that took place that day parallel those of an ordinary day in communist China.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Bicycle
• Jousting
• EJ
• Pablo
• Rodriguez-Cepero
• ouch
• funny

[Desrathedemon]

I can't believe someone else thought of this

[TMAL44]

"Additional Information:

I would also like to add that an assortment of levitating fruit-flavored danish pastry flavored variants attacked halfway through the fight and forced a retreat from both sides followed by a coordinated ...

Translation: We hired banana-pancakes as mercenaries, who in return for pornographic images and the destruction of both blueberry and chocolate chip pancakes obliterated the phalanxes of the ...communist China."

i would just like to add: WTF? and LMAO

[TMAL44]

killer dude

[lilgreggy07]

pabo is a funny name

[rastafari628]

HAHAHA!!!! lmao... that was funny.. pablo was lyk, "FOR SPARTA!!!" lmao!!!