A Brony Guide: Merchandise

A brony's rite of passage is buying a children's toy.

This guide will help you learn about all of the aspects of the brony. http://www.ponychan.net/

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Comedy

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• pony

[DragonitePrincess]

They're like the opposite of gurl gamerz.

"YES I'M A MALE WHO BUYS TOY PONIES! YEAH, I EXIST, DEAL WITH IT!"

[EmperorEmpoleon2]

Judging by this video, nobody in the actual target demographic for the show is actually keeping it afloat and all the three-year-old girls in America are playing games like Duke Nukem Forever.

Which is actually the case in my house.

[Kingdomfire551]

I love all the trolls who think anybody who's different should fuck off and die.

Judging by that, all the kids and teens watching Family Guy, or American Dad, should fuck off an die, if teens and adults watching My Little Pony should.

Idiots.

[MuffinOfFun]

@GrawrawrLPs

Troll harder bro.

[BERTMARCH]

The contortions I've seen these "men" go through online to justify their obsession with childrens' shows and not just MLP...

"I'M A GROWN MAN AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES ME BRAVER AND MORE MASCULINE THAN YOU, LIKE, SO THERE"

[GrawrawrLPs]

@TheXanthestar

You're all fucking freaks stop trying to make it a regularity to be a fucking freak of nature.

I fucking hate you fucking fuck FUCK

I suppose it's not as bad as you are a GURRRRLLLL (which you had to fucking point out like an attention seeking b-)

Yeah fuck off, you're all scum.

Couldn't give less of a fuck for anyone that even considers to label themselves as "brony" you fucking people disgust me.

[AzureMagic]

@TheXanthestar THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

[TheXanthestar]

Guys, I frequent merch and have a trip there.

Please, make fun of more ponychan stuff. /pony/ and /oat/ are particularly juicy. As a relatively NORMAL brony girl, I can't stand people who are "DURHURHUR I BOUGHT PONI TOYS AND SOMeONE LOOKED AT ME FUNNNIIIIIE"

I'm begging you. Make fun of more of our crazies. PLEASE.

[bmhyakiri]

Well I just WISH someone would've asked me. After all I AM a male. It's as bad as gay people declaring it everywhere they go, no one fucking cares.

[ROFLDOCTOR111]

@Allen95Walker Well, shit. Forgot that youtube won't allow links in comments. Just type in "group pride insecurity" into google search, and the articles I'm talking about should be the first few links.

[ROFLDOCTOR111]

@Allen95Walker Heh. Anyone who says they're "proud" for belonging to a certain group (in this case, a group who likes MLP) is just trying to save his ass from his own insecurities. It's a psychological thing. There are two types of pride - authentic pride... and hubristic pride, which is very commonly seen in groups of people. It is a false sense of pride that manifests from feelings like shame and insecurity. I found two interesting articles on this subject (links in a 2nd post).