Fast Food Folk Song (at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru)

Yes! the guy's reaction is totally authentic. He had no idea we were coming, and he really got the order right (almost right). We couldn't believe it either, so we understand the questions....

LYRICS:
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita,
and two taco salads for our senoritas.
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?

And you know that nothing beats a
hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizza...
Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.
And I admit, Iʼve always felt,
like Iʼm in love with the meximelt.
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me...
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and thatʼs it.

No! Iʼm not done...Iʼll also take a...

Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, heʼll take mild.
and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
for a chance at 25 dollars cash
Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes
Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it.
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest--it was a loan.
And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side.
And thatʼs it.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• song
• fast
• food
• freestyle
• rap
• taco
• bell
• drive
• through
• rhettandllink
• prank

[rafikibubles]

thumbs up if ur watching this for a second time just for the song!

[SuperCanteloupe]

the drive-thru guy needs a raise.

[33Meltora]

some people treat taco bell as a profession... XD

[Aswwsw]

It's amazing how that guy actually got it right. So funny, watch the drive trough screen as the guys are singing lol

[matthewhernon]

I remember watching this when it first came out.. Its amazing it still gets views etc!

[loganwaynewright]

I wish taco bell remembered my orders like this LOL

[Tirza777]

I totally underestimated Fast Food... that guy must take his job seriously!

[KevCantStop]

Watch the screen. The guy totally keeps up all the way through.

[jackabilly9]

LOL!!!

[cliffburton534]

Guy taking the order is a boss.

[chaor627]

you guys make it hard to believe that justin beiber is famous

[thunderwingisaiah403]

@supersonicvsshadow ...And the mexi melt, line. :)