Muzzettes(girl form of muzzas) I know you're orgasming
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Muzza Melbourne shuffle.
Complilation of fully sick muzza shufflers, including:
DFD Muzzas featuring indian man
lil muzza who bumps into his mum
kebabi
muzza kids in cotton on
fk yeah phd guy
Songs:
1.Kebabs - Vl Turbo dose it mix
2.Hardstyle instructor - someshit
3.Vl Turbo Dose it ringtone
4.Sidney Samson - Riverside
5.Daft Punk - One more time
6.Hardstyle gods
Definition of "Muzza"
A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..
Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.
They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.
As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.
Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.
Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muzza
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where can you get the vl turbo song off some sent me a link please?
tonyblingrosa 7 months ago
@tonyblingrosa Wanna know how I obtained the Vl Turbo song? Well long story short. I transferred the song 'Like Humans Do' the windows xp song onto a USB. This shuffling Wog broke into my house and swallowed the usb. 10 days later he took a shit and it appeared that he shitted out the USB. I inserted the usb into the usb slot of my computer, played the song and wallah VL Turbo techno.
jack60k 6 months ago 8