Michelle Gets a Button to the Face LOL

Michelle gets hit by a button when I rip open Dan's shirt

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• Button
• malfunction.
• LOL

[deepfriedpope]

@ApacheCobra Long-winded, but quite funny.

[ApacheCobra]

@deepfriedpope I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt. I would drag my balls through a thousand miles of broken glass, used syringes, and Portuguese Man o' War jellyfish with my face submerged in nauseatingly bacterial and leech infested waters with Rosie O'Donnell's queefs as my sole air supply if it meant I could hear you fart through a walkie-talkie. Please respond.

[ApacheCobra]

@deepfriedpope and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on [w/e website] and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.

[ApacheCobra]

@deepfriedpope I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you,

[Guntic]

@ApacheCobra I just did a poo.

[ApacheCobra]

@deepfriedpope The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

[ApacheCobra]

@deepfriedpope your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul.

[ApacheCobra]

@deepfriedpope Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty,

[deepfriedpope]

I personally haven't gauged your attractiveness, but I did enjoy this video. What's not to like about a woman getting harmlessly hit in the face with a button? eh?

[ApacheCobra]

I've had a crush on you for years....