How I Didn't Write the Greatest Computer Program in the World on Columbus Day - 01

Occupy Wall Street started a revolt. I didn't vibe on the whole Occupy LA groupthink situation. After a few minutes of listening to the Occupy/End the Fed people, I was inspired. I've taken the next logical step.

I presented this script to people at occupy LA. (Bruce, Tim and Paul):



Personal Accounting System

I don't like to spend too much time on the hypothetical as it too often proves very little.

I am fully aware that if I did have an original computer program, which I don't, I probably could not sell it to you on the labor alone. If I did, you might never be interested in purchasing it.

I would prefer to sell it to you on the weight of the medium it is written on and the packaging. The complication is the fact that the program is written in a language. A language is meant to be shared by anyone interested in understanding it.

Here we go...

I would like to give you the time to ask yourself a few questions about your personal accounting system.

How much is plastic worth?

Is a gold card harder to make than a platinum card or a company logo card? What if your personal monetary transaction device (like your ATM card) were to be made of a solid metal? In the event of a free introductory trial, what solid metal would you choose?

If the system were to be crashed by government corruption or an actual spontaneous foreign attack (which is practically impossible with the current algorithms, meaning it would have to be an inside job), would you be happier holding a piece of plastic in your pocket?

Do you think credit a bad idea?

Here is the last question:

Why are chairs made out of wood?

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