Congratulatory Wedding Speech to Chad and Aubrey Unedited and Uncut

A transcription is provided in case one could not understand what was said during my state of inebriation:

Alright, Chad, hey, it's me dude.
Umm (when we first met) a long time ago in Williams Middle School, we're break-dancing on the stage you know next to the hill with the eucalyptus leaves.
And we'd break dance you know, we'd break dance in the cafeteria and we'd get busted by whatever that principal's name was (Mr. Young), and then you decided to invite me to your (14th) birthday party.
And then you know that's how we got Linda Ra, our like only Korean friend that's everything.
And like everyone had like a crush on her, you know including you and me; don't tell Aubrey. That's okay that was like 20 years ago (more like 16 years ago).

And I just want to say I'm very, very happy.
I'm very, very happy that you guy's are together and that I was your cupid.
BUT I AM MOISES AND I CAN SPLIT YOU UP LIKE THE RED SEA!
But I don't want that, I want you guys together, like this wine's fluidity.
And I love both of you. I really do, I love both of you.
I'm trying really hard to keep my tears in, as you can see.

And, I have one question why didn't you put me in the video, or the, the slide show?
But you put Marijo in it like four times!
C'mon dude, what, what, what is that?!
And you didn't mention her in like the mutual friend thing right?
Like she helped...(setup Chad and Aubrey) and but it's okay.
I love both of you and I wish you the best marriage and for many years to come.
Cheers to that.

*Ugh that's a lot.

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