Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job - song by Parry Gripp

See the original video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPbjEe...
Song on iTunes: http://goo.gl/ljiWk
Music by Parry Gripp: http://parrygripp.com/


--LAZY HARP SEAL HAS NO JOB--
Lazy harp seal has no job
Lazy harp seal has no money
See his earnings, they are meager
He's lacking business acumen

Look at me! I've got a fancy camera
The lens is big and it cost a lot
Look at me, in my nice yellow jacket
The color is a special order. It was hard to find

Lazy harp seal has no camera
Not even a simple point and shoot
Foolishly he sits there smiling
Even though he has no jacket

See him there goofing around
He does not behave proactively
Many girls, they seem to like him
I find the situation frustrating

Lazy harp seal has no job
Lazy harp seal has no money
Lazy harp seal has no camera
Lazy harp seal has no jacket

• Category

  Pets & Animals

[Vivian Le]

the harp seal is so cute!

[Page Proctor]

This is the reason my homeworks not done.

[Katelyn Boyd]

cuuuuuuuuuute

[TheGamingRulez]

You get a lot (I say a lot, but not really that much) of greenish-yellow snow in England (or at least around where I live) so it could be that, but I'm not sure if it is that colour because of dog pee.

[TheGamingRulez]

You can't not laugh! (Especially where there's words put in the guy's mouth for him!

[Shannon Chapman]

his earnings are meager

[happywhitecoffin]

Lazy Page Proctor has no job, Lazy Page Proctor has no money, Lazy Page Proctor has no camera, Lazy Page Proctor has no jacket.

[TheGamingRulez]

LOL!

[Satanskipferl]

yes, yes. We all can agree that this harp seal is cute. But remind the fact that Parry Gripp is mocking this poor guy.

[Sarah Bryse]

Awe!!! His wittle twitching nose! :3

[scribbleshere]

you would think this video would have millions of views: cute seals (so that the men of youtube could punch all the walls), asians, cute girls, expensive equipment, and a catchy SONG. This vid has it something for everyone!

[Dave E]

But it already has all the bitches...