The Rapture: May 21st, 2011!

"After the Lack of Rapture" Facebook event:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=199097823468580

On May 22nd you'll be here. I'll be here. We'll all be here. "Attend" the facebook event and let your friends know that you are indeed not silly!

Also, I have a Facebook page that you should also Like up:
http://www.facebook.com/5thWatcher

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[cutepinkbandanaman]

If this was actually occurring I would travel to the south pole and hop over a timezone boundary to a new timezone every time rapture happened in my old timezone.

[5thWatcher]

@cutepinkbandanaman

Best idea ever!

[hugesinker]

On an average day, 154,889 people die worldwide.

If the guy lowers his expectations for the number of True Believers(TM) drastically enough, maybe he can still claim to be a prophet.

[5thWatcher]

@hugesinker Yeah, I should have referenced that info. Maybe I'll throw it in an annotation. Basically there really would have to be a disaster for it to potentially be right, so by the end of the day, we'll know for sure.

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

finally a video against this that made me feel better. My  birthday is the 22nd and i've been paranoid since Jan when i heard of this.

[5thWatcher]

@xX20lindsay08Xx Oh wow, I'm really glad to help you out on that one. Truth is, my birthday is not too long after so if this wasn't a paranoid theory I'd be in pretty much the same boat. However you and I and Geminis everywhere can certainly expect to blow out the candles this year.

[hulkmedia]

another point which could be made is that the word "rapture" is not in the bible at all.

[SuperMalario7]

@PrimaryDirective Don't mind me saying,I am on the same wavelength as you,but some churches are alright.Some don't even have religions,which is a plus.I would say most can't be trusted,but God does teach through His appointed teachers as well as He will give you specific teachers who are not pastors.Maybe because He knows we can't always be trusted to come to Him lol. Though few Christians actually know we can hear His voice and few understand the power of prayer.

[TheRoTubers]

HAHAHAHA.

ATHEISTS

FTW

[Twicebakedtaters]

All too often this kind of nonsense gets air time. It has been repeated numerous times. No one ever stopped and said.......wait.....this is not news worth reporting.

This was something that belonged in tabloids.

[PrimaryDirective]

Believe in "GOD" , Do not believe in what man teaches, ask god to teach you directly, you'll feel it, man cannot be trusted, all these churches, all these religions, all claiming to be "the right one", saying the others will go to hell. "Don't Trust Humans Words" Humans are flawed and destructive to the planet and to themselves.

[PrimaryDirective]

Your connection to god is within you, not at a gathering of other sinners at a church, follow your heart and soul, you can feel god, people will deceive you, how do you know what's in the bible is true? "You Weren't There"! Open your eyes, Christians,baptist,Catholics,J­ehovah's,penacostals,buddahs,e­tc,etc, wow! Where did all the religions come from? "MAN"!

[PrimaryDirective]

I have "no" religion but I do believe in god and have faith in god, I just don't trust humans, I wasn't there when the bible was written, I don't know if it's been manipulated by man or if some of the stories in it were told by crazy people, I dont have to join a religion or church of lying deceptive humans to have a relationship with god, mist humans can't even correctly interpret the bible. "Lying, sinful humans" Don't have faith in their words or teachings, your connection to god is within y

[Liv2xplore]

@JustBecauseTheySaySo Look at all the new job openings that came up from this!

[JustBecauseTheySaySo]

I heard that 100,000 morons actually quit their jobs for this. I'm thinking, perhaps they should have thought this through just a tad ... I mean, 1 of 2 things will happen come monday. Either they weren't going to show up for work (oh noes they might get fired?) or they will have to crawl back like retards begging for their jobs back (would YOU re-hire them? I think not) I hope nobody went out and bought luxury cars or anything thinking they wont have to pay for it next week.