Flight of the Conchords - I'm not crying .

I'm not crying.....
I'm not crying
It's just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking of a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been seaching around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

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[hippiesusesoap]

Thank you for giving me 7 reasons why my eyes are leaking water

[allgreen96]

@hippiesusesoap...... you counted ?

[allgreen96]

this is funny haha you know we all make up stuff to cover up our tearz xD lmao

GrAVitY10311 1 month ago

[allgreen96]

Sitting at this table called love

Staring down at the irony of life

How come we've reached this fork in the road

And yet it cuts like a knife?

[allgreen96]

there's just a little bit of dust in my eye from the path that you made when you said your goodbye.. I'm not weeping cuz you wont be here to hold my hand ....

[allgreen96]

these aren't tears of sadness there tears of joy I'm just laughing.... Ha ha haha haaaa!!!!

[LissieeAndGuitar]

My eyes are just a little sweaty today! Brilliant

[1001muffins]

I'm makin' a Lasagne

[HoneyHiveNotebook]

hahahahahaha :D wow

[dnatsrednUouYoD]

I'm making' a lasagnaaaa... For one...

I laugh hysterically every time xD

[TheCaptainturtles14]

"how come we've reached this fork in the road and yet it cuts like a knife?"