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Anjali & Deep Wedding Vows (unedited)

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Uploaded by on Nov 21, 2010

Courtesy Ian Douglas

During our Hindu wedding ceremony, we decided to personalize the ceremony with our own self-written vows. In case you can't hear them, here is the text:

Deep: Do you promise to love me even if the only thing in the whole wide world I really want other than you is a pet dog? And if we do get that pet dog, do you promise to walk and feed it for me.......ummm on the one day of the year when I don't?

Anjali: Do you promise to love me when I continually say we cannot have a dog, mostly because I will be the only one taking care of the lovable mutt?

Deep: Do you promise not to complain when, 50 years from now, I still take you to watch weird french independent films? Would you also promise me that on certain days we live our lives like in Casablanca: We will always have bmore.

Anjali: Do you promise to watch my guilty pleasure shows and bollywood flicks with me? To watch movies with lines like, "It's been brung," and to admit when you like them?

Deep: Do you promise me that if I am being chased by an alligator because he is confusing my behind with that of a monkey that you will be my decoy?

Anjali: Will you promise to always be my partner in all my adventures, to travel the world with me, to nurture all pour friendships, to not complain when I drag you to parties when all you want to do is go to some weird independent film where the characters mime their actions?

Deep: Do you promise me that if I have a stomach ache that you will always be there to rub my tummy?

Anjali: Do you promise to let me be girly and feminist? To protect me and our daughter against those who believe girls can't do certain things? To be a part of a gender neutral home where our son will do dishes and our daughter will change the oil?

Deep: Do you promise me that when I feel achy all over with the flu that you will tell people that I am sore because I just defended your honor in a fist fight against twelve other men ...with guns ....and swords ....and killer rabbits?

Anjali: Do you promise to let me wear a ski-mask if we move anywhere colder than DC? Will you give me one of your 17 layers when my shoulders are shivering in the 60 degree weather?

Deep: Do you promise to always be true to me and our future youngins' with the kind of ferociousness that even a momma hippo couldn't exact?

Anjali: Do you promise to encourage our children to be wholly well rounded, to make them take dance class and play baseball? To show our daughter how she deserves to be treated by boys and to teach our son what it means to be a real man?

Deep: Will you promise me that we will travel the world and our backyard with our family that even the lonely planet people come to ask us for advice? And on the way, I will have the chance of watching you pour the worlds hottest of hot sauces on the spiciest of foods?

Anjali: Do you promise to love and honor, cherish and protect, hug and kiss me even when it's the world cup final and it's down to the penalty shoot-out and i interrupt the game?

Deep: Will you be my wife?

Anjali: Will you be my husband?

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