Erotic Fiction Favorites: Lord of the Rings

Do you love Lord of the Rings so much that you construct scenarios where Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins are lovers? No? Do it anyway. Now write it down, post it on the internet, and allow Chris Gethard dramatically read it back to you.

Gramattical errors retained in their original form.

Each week Chris Gethard plucks his favorite erotic works from the vast sea of novice fiction produced for the internet. The entirety of this week's selection can be found at:
http://www.libraryofmoria.com/gandalfbilbo/guestroom.txt

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Fan
• Fiction
• Chris
• Gethard
• Erotic
• Romance
• Lord
• of
• the
• Rings
• Wizard
• Hobbit
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[tetsuyayamatashi]

I was honestly torn between laughing and crying.

Oh god, my brain just melted and died.

[chapaev36]

Perhaps I should revisit the books. The sound better now than I remembered.

[JiggyJello10]

I cannot stop laughing. Oh my God. I will never be the same.

[mereSL]

Other than being horribly disturbing, its quite well written.

[VampyreCake]

/repeatedly bangs head against table

No, no, no, no, no...

[SoyLlamaful]

Dramatic reading? More like traumatic reading.

[KariannaFrost]

*dies laughing*

[cheddardeath]

I wish he had read the whole thing.

[realityChemist]

The English language... It has betrayed me.

(or: What the actual fuck?)

[TheGlowballer]

how

how does he do it

i was fucking dying the entire time.

[titaniumpenknife]

What is air I don't know it.

[Mouse7991]

Whut?