Dating advice Song

Funny song: Show and tell can be a bad idea for a first date, especially if you're showing him your cock and balls

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[moproducer]

Ah, Wendy, back again at full speed. OK, so question...what DO you show a guy? It's not like we're particularly interested in what's in the fridge (OK, so maybe we are, especially if it's dark ale), and frankly, the underwear-and-socks drawer is a yawner. Cock & balls? Good icebreaker, maybe as good a rapstarter as your songs. The latter is not of universal interest; but being a songwriter myself, I'd find it fascinating. Your take?

[WendyViolet1]

@moproducer OOH dark Ale :) IPA Arrogant Bastard all the way! Don't show him ANYTHING I say. But that's usually because he is threatened and boring at best. My plan is to shoot the room up with all my insanity and see who's left standing, cause that would be a guy worth talking to:)

[trishalurie]

love this!

[Rickswars]

Miss Bush yet?

[s2nreaction]

Nice.

[moproducer]

@WendyViolet1 Arrogant Bastard...my choice accoutrement for barbecue...

I don't understand this; why women seem to go for guys who are threatened. Do they think they'll change? I see it all the time, pls. explain.

[lauraleelurie]

"Especially not your one-night stands and ball-licking dream kinda songs"..... ha ha strap-ons. ha ha ha

"La la la la, Ive been a virgin for oh so long" Cracking me up.

So fucking brilliant!!!