Sic Semper Trollibus

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Category:

Nonprofits & Activism

Tags:

• Christian Weston Chandler
• Chris-chan
• CWC
• trolling
• Boxxy
• Sailormoonred1
• VampiricSpektor
• David Gonterman

[analblazer666]

Though I have ceasely taunted you, you still deline all of my offers for a duel. Perhaps, you have only caught one troll in your life, and you have stressed the limits of thy skills. Regardless, I give you one more chance.

Fight me, or cower in your corner of the internet, claiming to be a false prophet for the high functioning autistics of the "hopequaduct". To think I feared the very mentioning of your name. I remember the bland rumors that you killed Tito the moor. I laugh at you. HA!

[TheHunterOfTrolls]

@analblazer666 Have I not already told you that I do not kill? I turn a blind eye to your impotent blusterings because you are as good as defeated already. If you did not fear me, you would not be idly boasting and making ludicrous challenges that no gentleman would accept.

[ILuvTrollz]

Oh dear Troll Hunter. You speak of equality among the people of the internet, yet you yourself are causing a massacre of insane proportions. You glorify the equality of all lifestyles...excluding one? How are we, the Trolls of the internet, supposed to keep our people living, our children well fed with the little triggers we use to cause responses that feed Trolls? I swear to you, Troll hunter, you shall fall for the sake of our young and old. We shall seek revenge.

[Vampiricspektor2]

mistah hunter, i want to thank you for putting me under yer protection.....however i have MANY others protecting me but thank you dahhhlink xD

[OliveOilMed]

@DrHitpoint Not if he really does turn out to be Linkara.

[KraftyMagician]

You didn't mention the ceaseless trolling of Vampiric Spektor by the insidous digital force of the Malcurian!

[Joe35983]

I don't think Chris-Chan will ever return to the internet

[ThtsCaptainObvious2u]

I appreciate this guy. 

[BagoGarde]

you are provoking us to get views? 

[DrHitpoint]

Is it weird that I somehow want to make love with this guy?

[DarthRandall]

It is easy to get a hold of Chris. He makes no secret of his personal information. In fact, he goes out of his way to tell people. His PS3 handle is "Sonichu". According to the man-child himself, his home phone number is (434) 990-0198, and his cell number is (434) 760-0848. If all else fails, you can find him in person at: Christian Weston Chandler, 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville,  VA 22968-9545, United States of America

[notmack]

I would pay good money to see that

[leotheloser]

lol what if this guy actually kicks your asses irl