BREAKFAST (Britney Spears Circus Parody)

This is a parody of Britney Spears' Circus. YES, this is me singing! The song is performed on ukulele with some effects on it.

Written, Directed, and Performed by Jen Kwok.

Produced and edited by my comedy partner Eric Fortin.

Featuring some of New York's best underground comics, including: Andrew Singer (Soce The Elemental Wizard), Justin Hoch, Gary Mahmoud, Leslie Goshko and many more.

Lyrics:

Breakfast (Parody of Britney Spears "Circus")

Verse 1
There's only two types of people in the world
Ones that start the day off right and ones who don't
Well baby, I'm a Quaker Oats kinda girl
Don't like to skip meals
Breakfast comes first

I keep it healthy with wheat grass shots
Like Aunt Jemima, I make it hot
When I put it on the stove

Pre-Chorus 1
I can feel the 2% moving through my veins
Butter on my toast and I'm ready to break
I'm so hungry now, can't wait for brunch - that's too late
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

Chorus 1
Get a venti coffee & a sprinkly donut ring
Just eat your breakfast
Go to Starbucks, grab a fruit cup
Just eat your breakfast
Don't stand there watching me
Grab a spoon, gotta eat before noon
Everybody let's go, eat a yogurt on the go
Just eat your breakfast

Verse 2
There's only 2 types of guys out there
Ones that leggo my eggo, and ones that are scared
Well baby, I hope that you like to share
And they're precut, so let's be fair

I want bananas, whipped cream on top!
I like rice krispies - snap, crackle pop!
When I pour it in the bowl

Pre-Chorus 2
I can feel the maple syrup move through my veins
And my french toast and on all my pancakes
I'm so hungry now, can't wait for brunch that's too late
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

Chorus 2
Eat a grapefruit, not leftover Chinese food
Just eat your breakfast
Have a glass of OJ, not Seven-Up
Just eat your breakfast
Don't stand there watching me
Get some bacon, unless you are a Jew
Everybody let's go, pop tarts on the go
Just eat your breakfast

Filmed in Greenpoint, BK

http://jenkwok.wordpress.com

Category:

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[flume22]

Haha. Gary is awesome.

[RoStyle21]

I can feel the 2% moving through my veins

Butter on my toast and I'm ready to break haha funny

[19mikele93]

CHE CAGATA CINESE

[Piface2099]

i only watched this because you're so hot

[snsd1369]

@aznboy1109 half yeah

[aznboy1109]

are you asian?

[snsd1369]

aaahhahahahahhahhhaah!!

[fatmunchy1]

lol yum yum yum yum and i hope u like to share lol soooo funny

[juststacia]

omg poor gary

 i was not excepting that....

[Loverofneji101]

LOL!!!!

Poor Gary!!!

[themamaslapper]

now i play this making breakfest

[themamaslapper]

@fairyfables still a sick video