The Diceman vs. The Langeman 2/5 (7/18/2006)

Oh, man, have I got a treat! Everyone has been hankering for this segment to get up on YouTube, but the wait... is over. Revel in one of the greatest fights in SIRIUS history between Artie Lange and Andrew Dice Clay. Apparently, the baby gorilla is owed money, so Dice calls in to refute his statement. Eventually Ralph calls in, and the origins of an infamous prank call ensue. Also making an appearance over the phone are Mariyann from Brooklyn, Howard's father Ben, Rev. Bob Levy, High Pitch Eric, Jessica Hahn, and many more.

And you're welcome!

• Category

  Comedy

[Artlitfan]

it's funny that Dice eventually was on Entourage, in a much bigger role than Artie's (even though he and the show both sucked)

[MarvelComics1985]

Well, "Entourage" did introduce us to Emmanuelle Chriqui's beautiful Canadian boobies! :P...

[EMOBIZZLE]

Artie: How long should I have to wait for the 5 g's? Ralph: He runs it like a business herp derp he was going to take care of business when he got home..... Artie wasn't working for Dice lol, Dice couldn't sell out a high school auditorium, he evidently thinks that he's don corleone, "flying around the country cutting checks" everyone else he works with apparently has to adhere to his lifestyle and wait for him to get home to "handle business" because he's too lazy to make a phone call

[John Smith]

Artie wanted to burn the bridge with Dice, cause he didn't wanna team up with him. The 5 grand was an excuse to do that.

[scumgod13]

Only because she stayed with him in the trenches when they were making 70 bucks a week for yrs so. She is annoying as hell yes, but Howard must love to work with her cause they teamed up more like 30 years ago.Of course they weren't on fire for a few years, but once they were do you expect her to jump ship.

[scumgod13]

 Who are you talking to? No one said anything about racism?

[lolraxjimmy]

Artie is the man, Dice was being a cheap, lazy liar

[vicarious014]

"go jerk off to star trek" lol

[jasonshasen]

lol ralph puting fire on it lol.

[xart23x]

u hit it on the head.

[drewlsy]

Apparently, she's a registered nurse, an RN. I'm not sure when she got licensed but I believe it was before she entered broadcasting. That's 2 yrs. it takes a certain amount of discipline to achieve that.