Flash(in') in the Pan Indian Sub(in)continent (HQ Version)

Breakdowns @

http://www.somethingstupid.plus.com/20031106-flash-in-the-pan-comic-calmer-ka...

and

http://neatretreat.wordpress.com/2003/11/06/the-calmer-kama-sutra-song/

The calmer Kama Sutra song. A mildly cheeky ditty, too oblique to pretend it could contend to offend ; unless Kermit will not permit poly-positional "performance". External, full-sized, presentation at : http://www.somethingstupid.plus.com/mupitmovie.html LYRICS : NARRATOR : He says he's got no future He says he's shot his bolt He says the Kama Sutra Was what first exposed his fault He never was too supple Some things aren't meant to bend And so if you're keen to couple Just be sure that you suspend Unrealistic notions Of elasticity And twist your louche devotions From their depravity (Who needs gravity ?) She likes it umop apisdn But he won't play wheelbarrows Green-fingered silk dressing-gown Would distract him from the throes Coyly teasin' him Sometimes squeezin' him Always cheesin' him Off WALDORF : Hey Statler ! STATLER : Yeah, what ?! WALDORF : Is that it ? STATLER : Yes, it's over - how'd you like it ? WALDORF : Hhhhrrr, I don't know, I slept through the whole thing. STATLER : Well, you didn't miss much. NARRATOR : Here's space for a cough... [COUGH]

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Visual
• Puns
• Flashing
• Dr
• Who
• Contortionists
• Cupid
• Tardis
• Edward II
• King Edward
• Frankenstein's Monster
• Kama Sutra
• Swiss Cheese
• San Andreas
• Coughing
• Eggs
• Sexual Positions
• Sex
• Wheelbarrows
• Poem
• Song
• Unicorn
• Rollerskating