Band Camp Blues

I have been sittin around just watchin the news
Im exhausted and don't know what to do
but I got nothing left to lose
So listen while I sing you my band camp blues

While we turn the beat around so late in the evening
The fun it seems were having can be quite deceiving
It's a hot time we seem smooth, it looks like were in the groove


But really

We were trying we were dying
It was quite a risky endeavor
So mr pease accept it please
No one is as great as trevor

Rehearsals tiring, im perspiring
We march until my head spins
Al groh was boring I was snoring
We all know you lucked out with those wins

During the pregame make sure to all look the same
Please remember to guide side to side
Its new- 12 hit 45 hit
now that you've learned it
Lets do it 8 to 5

And then the kids go insane
For whats called the band camp games
But from what I see its rigged from the beginning
The scores are never whats deserved
At least from what ive observed
They only DQed us because we were winning

On pool night piccs were quite a contender
They swam the frickin rotunda
And the horns got robbed they swam with such a purpose
I bet if those awful judges tried
To swim a routine side by side
Theyd sink immediately below the surface

And no one can belly flop like Cameron blake
I bet his stomach still aches
Those two really must have been a bruiser
And after seeing that whole flop contest
Ive put my wishing too a rest
My boobs will never be as big as Q's are

Oh jim evans voice just gives me chills
That falsetto those crazy trills
Bohemian rhapsody will never be the same
I thought I couldn't get any sicka
Til the guards ruined metallica
But trumpets I didn't think yours was that lame

saxes didn't win idol cut them some slack
Rodney touched kochs disgusting hairy back
Last time he felt good, this time he got it on too
And then there were the baritones
I saw too much of aaron jones
I guess what they say about black men is true

They really can dance


And ive looked from band guy to guy
I just cant find the one to make mine
He needs brains and humor but so far theres discontinuity
And so then I thought it might be wise
To go out with a big group of girls and guys
But eric mcquillin couldn't handle the gratuity

People say its crazy its amazing
But theyre lying its all changing
Im not amused im just confused
Don't think I need one more excuse
For why ive got the
band camp...bluuuuuuuuuues

Category:

Music

Tags:

• shanna
• hoar
• cmb
• band
• camp
• blues
• song
• skit
• night
• horns
• guitar

[PinkSpaceHippy]

Haha, I'm SO glad I found this. Shanna you singing this was like my most memorable moment of bandcamp 08.

[DCProductions2]

Which ones did you need explained?

[Inu2gura]

hey shanna, i love you...this is so funny!!!!

[ZMatrix]

smith walbridge?

[frubafreak17]

woooooow Shanna hahahahaha.

this was amazing.

great video.

little scary haha :P

[Jamus02]

lol, aww this was just so funny. U should seriously think of actually recording this song, it was awesome.

[alwtrp123]

Even though I didn't get ANY of the inside jokes, that was still awesome. Bravo.