DME - AMERICAN GIRL

If you think your girl is faithful, or if you have a doubt
Listen to this song, it will really help you out

The American girlfriend is such a joke
I'd rather stay single, and be addicted to coke
She loves 94-5 and MTV
They help keep her mind off her STD
24/7 watching Jersey Shore
yeah, Your girlfriend is a fucking whore

If she wont let you see her incoming texts
Its 'cause shes asking other guys if they wanna have sex
If she sends more texts than her phone will allow
you can guarantee that shes looking to be plowed
by not one, not two, not three or even four
but as many as she can get, that trash-bag whore
If her electric bill is through the fucking roof
'cause she spends more time on facebook than she does with you,
then i feel bad for you, at least a little bit
but its not my fault your girl is as useful as dog shit

If on Saturday nights, she goes out with a guy friend
and you notice its becoming a reoccurring trend
she says hes just a friend, and you really believe her
then she's as honest as Haskell from leave it to beaver
Its getting real late and you stare at the clock
her friend's got her upside down, sucking his cock
I guess some things are better left unsaid
'cause if they weren't, she'd probably end up dead
Just keep your head up kid, and don't be depressed
your girlfriend is just as slutty as the rest


But since she is naive, uneducated and useless,
don't be surprised by her vaginal looseness
Maybe someday you'll pull yourself from this rut
But right now, your girls a dumpster slut

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