Gonna Save Stacks - TURBO TAX RAP - Ineligible version

This is a banned entry for the TurboTax original rap contest. We'll be posting a re-edited version soon.

"Forget those accountants, I'm doing it myself."

Lyrics:

Buy that TurboTax
and get that program runnnin'
When the first of the year comes
It's gonna teach you somethin'
Sit at that computer
And put in your numbers
And if yo' rich like me
You can do it from the Hummer

Chorus:
Just relax
Don't break yo' backs
You're gonna save stacks
With that TurboTax

Forget those fiends
down around the block
You can do it yourself
Save time on the clock
You don't have to worry
'Bout that sticka shock
Cause TurboTax Online
Ain't costin' nothin' but chalk

Chorus

Just remember
That it ain't hard
If you file those taxes early
You won't get scarred
But on April 15th
It's down to the line
You gotta file those 2's
Before the sun shines

Chorus x 2

END

Special thanks to my homies at Stunderwood Productions.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Gonna
• Save
• Stacks
• Turbo
• Tax
• Intuit
• TurboTax
• Rap
• Contest
• Entry
• Columbia
• Missouri
• Mizzou
• Vanilla
• Ice
• College
• Humor

[TheAcHuman]

Just curious... What did they ban you on?

[mizzoucritic]

Hi AC. They banned me on the use of the word and picture of the Hummer, as well as the KC baseball hat. The new, "official version" is edited so neither are present. Thanks for the question.

[matt1804]

This is by far the best turbo tax video on youtube! It was filmed and edited very well and has a great tune. Great production. Well done!

[mizzoucritic]

Thanks. I appreciate the feedback!

[IDTVshow]

Such a classic!

"573" = Columbia, MO, for those who don't know

[tachi305]

dat was actually preety good

[johnnybinder]

Yo, that joint is tight.

I was accountant. But ever since Turbo Tax took all my business, I've had to make my money as a hardcore emcee. I wish I could say the world of accounting prepared me for the world of hip hop, but it really didn't. It's good to know there's so many of us out there.

Peace,

-King Loophole: Entry #144

[TheAcHuman]

Interesting. I originally had a line going..."Because of TurboTax n' Intuit/ Jackson & Hewitt/ and H & R Block/ are missin' in action and losin/ Actually the truth is/ they were takin y'all spots..." but then this one guy got banned for saying H&R Blockheads so I figured I had to scrap that line. But now if you'll notice, the later submissions were allowed to say H&R Block and Jackson and Hewitt. Oh well. Watch entry 241 and see what I did to a Pringles can. Now with 25 G's More Phat. Ha ha

[twosheastl]

By FAR the best "Yo gunna save stacks!!!"

[twixgrl28]

Oh Sean....sean sean sean

[TheSurgeryRoom]

first time rapping? nice try.

[melmel8185]

This is funny! It made me laugh!