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This video is a response to Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 13 - Three Fugitives
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That was so pro
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a man comes home with 2 tires and wife asked:
-why the hell you have those tires for? you dont own a car...
-well than why the hell you have your bra for?
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XD hahahaha
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So is that how it work in America?? A cop pulls you over while you are riding on a BIKE? and then just GIVES you the ticket and lets you walk away....while he allows you to insult him xD ... great! :D
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First joke is an Little Johnny joke :O
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Eli Santa in the background
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Lol
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Watchin' this on Christmas.
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COPS ARE DICKS
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This was a good one.
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There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
CockatielsAreCute123 3 months ago 39
0:25 Santa Eli! =D
Namineisson 5 months ago 38