I'm the Shit

LYRICS:

No different than adrenaline, I'm the shit that gets you pumped up
You gonna get addicted to me, and then I'm gonna leave you fucked up
Just like a primitive instinct, I'm the thing you think you're above
But once I'm pumping in your blood, I'm like a drug, can't get enough
If you wanna mess with the bull then you get the horns, I had them when I was born
I'm innocent, swear to God, call the Pentagon if you want child porn
Call the cops on me I don't give a fuck, pull up in the cruiser, let me talk
On the surface, I am perfect, that's why the mafuckas let me walk
Fuck the law, I'm a God, religion isn't worth a dime
When in Rome, I'll meet the pope, we'll both get drunk on expensive wine
Then discuss the ontological bullshit in the Vatican
And then I'll crash his minivan into a Benz just cuz I can
Typical American citizen, my dick tastes better than a marzipan
I spit bars harder than and an erection in Paris Hilton's hand
Cut me slack it's hard to cram, everything about me into one stanza
People find me hard to stand, but that's okay because I'm the man

HOOK:
I could whoop my own dad
Because I'm the shit
I'm gonna name my son Chad
Because I'm the shit
I'll make you eat your own crap
Because I'm the shit
You probably think I smell bad
Because I'm the shit

On the day I was born, Jesus shit his pants
Mother Teresa called an ambulance
I buttraped Ghandi without protection
I voted for my dick in the last election
And my erection is pure perfection
I'm the motherfucker that your mother's been sextin'
If your dad steps in, then I bet he'll regret it
He'll be takin' more balls than Andy Petit
Ha, my penis, more like Mount Vesuvius
I'll blow my volcanic load all over your booby-tits
Is that your boyfriend, that douche is the fruitiest
I'm the Spielberg of porn, and you're the star of my movie, bitch
The Nazis suck and I am not a fan,
I keep 'em locked in a cage with the Ku Klux Klan
I won't feed 'em for a week and see who still stands
This is America, bitch, fuck the Mexicans

HOOK:
Chuck Norris is a fag
Because I'm the shit
Jackie Chan fucks donkeys
Because I'm the shit
Lance Armstrong has one ball
Because I'm the shit
Mr. Rogers is okay
Because I'm the shit

I get the feeling from you, that your vagina is tight
So I'ma lay you down and rape you if that's alright
It's really nice of you, to offer me head
I think I'd like to talk about your feelings instead, bitch

I like you, but I love my family more
My mother's my world, but my stepmom's a whore
I take my mom out to dinner, and pay for that meal
Then I call her up later just to see how she feels

I like writing poetry in my spare time
I volunteer at a nursing home, watch old people die
Even though I'm a man, I can openly cry
When old yeller got shot, that shit changed my life

My bed has pillows that are just for decoration
Custom gift bags at every celebration
I make sure to eat right and get recreation
POW what was that? MY EJACULATION!


Against casual sex
Because I'm the shit
I write thank you notes
Because I'm the shit
I clean my house on the reg
Because I'm the shit
Lots of parents like me
Because I'm the shit


I came out of a butthole and I bathe myself in piss
Smelliest mothafucka ever known to exist
I'm big and brown, like Mike Tyson's dick
You can't even flush me, cuz I'm that fuckin' thick

I was formed in your bowels, I come out for play time
If you're healthy I'll be solid, if not, I'm slime
I can be a tiny turd or a mothafuckin' linkin log
If you don't let me loose then I'll be stinkin' up your booty fog

I say that I'm the shit, and that's not a metaphor
I'm a mothafuckin' poopy, the subject of folklore
Ask anyone about me, they'll blush with shame
Don't eat tobasco sauce, or you'll be covered in flames

I'm the leftover nutrients your body don't need
If I'm big enough I'll make your butthole bleed
If you wanna talk to me after I finish this rap,
Get yourself some taco bell and take a monster crap

I'm a piece of feces
Because I'm the shit
No for real, I'm a poop
Because I'm the shit
I come from your bum
Because I'm the shit
Why don't you understand?
Because I'm the shit

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[CeLeTiiCa]

Faggots.

[skullkruncher13]

@CeLeTiiCa funny you call us that when i recall last night, the three of us plugged your mom with our gargantuan mutant cocks. ever heard of an airtight? didn't think so bitch...go ask mommy.... ;)

[skullkruncher13]

@YourNumberOneSource fuckin pussy.

[jamesO4E123]

the beginning was the best part of the song made me laugh because of the faces he made and the way he rapped

[jamesO4E123]

@skullkruncher13 nice comback man

[TheZombageddon]

Come on guys, especialy you @Skullkruncher I know your more mature than that. Weren't you ever told when you were a kid not to make fun of the mentaly chalenged like CeleTiiCa.

XD

[MultiEGV]

@skullkruncher13 we must of all had CeLeTiiCa's mom she is a free prostitute

[Predator13ize]

@skullkruncher13 Your brutal hasn't the guy suffered enough because you probably pwn him in any game possible

[Predator13ize]

@skullkruncher13 Your brutal I mean leave the guy it's not his fault he's a Justin Bieber fan.

[YoCathedra]

why in the fuck is this a related video to one of mine?

[thekiller300000]

@skullkruncher13 nice one skull