Brother Micah's Gay Song

Consider that he took enough time out of his busy day of yelling at kids to write this song.

Then feel sad.

For a brief overview about human sexuality, consider what the American Psychological Association has to say about it:

http://www.apa.org/topics/orientation.html

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Brother
• Micah
• Condemned

[SabertoothTiger1989]

It's ok to be a lesbian and it's not ok to be gay. Of course no one was born a homo. If you think ppl are born gay, you're a fucking faggot by default. Yeah, Science proves that a person choses to be gay in later life (like when the dude is 21). And to become gay, you have to be a major failure in your life (Such as getting beat by your moma repeatedly)

[DracoTheVampyre]

Are you serious?

[Woozleee]

I'm a girl.

Sometimes I think of how happy I would be kissing my friend. She's really pretty.

But... I guess if God wants me to be unhappy I'll suffer.

[cdfincham]

This is a pretty pathetic way to reach the unconverted. Way to go, Micah.

[Ettoredipugnar]

Brother jed is much better.

[gauldgalliersuk]

This gave me alot to think about...

[GodCreatesGays2]

@SabertoothTiger1989, in the years since you left such a jaw-droppingly stupid comment, I hope you availed yourself of extensive psychiatrist help. 

[bapyou]

Actually, this man looks like he probably is gay.

Someday, the lightbulb may blink on.

And when that day arrives, perhaps he'll leave the rest of the world in peace and go about his business.

[Xubus]

@SabertoothTiger1989 Troll be trollin

[pilgrim4truth]

Micah didn't write this song. Robert Breaud did, here is the original by Robert: 630aARQQuwg

[extacyhacker]

@SabertoothTiger1989 Shut the fuck up.

[ChibiPandaa]

@DracoTheVampyre It's British slang for 'idiot'.

[katie10597]

@DynamicScherzo yes.

[DynamicScherzo]

I REALLY want to get my gay best friend to bang his boyfriend in front of him while I dance around them shaking maraccas. BOO YA!