So for our Japanese Semester End Bash, we did part of Act 1 Scene 1 of the Sera Myu Transylvania no Mori Kaiteban musical[without the song]. Please excuse the accuracy of the translation; I took most of it from the subtitles of the original video and I don't think that all of them are right.
For time concerns we edited some parts of the skit, and since our Nun was sick, Matt had to step in and play her as well. Haruka took all of Minako's lines after the nun entered. We also completely took out Setsuna and Hotaru.
Cast:
Usagi- Kaitie
Ami- Heather
Rei- Jackie
Makoto- Aisha
Minako and Brinvilliers-Sensei[Nun]- Matt
Haruka- Shirley
Michiru- Bonnie
Mamoru- Jeff
Translation:
*Usagi, Minako, Makoto, and Haruka do dramatic poses to music*
Usagi- You alive?
Haruka- Yeah, somehow.
Minako- Wasnt that a petty test?
Makoto- What was with those chemistry problems?!
Usagi- And they werent even true and false!
Haruka- ISNT THAT THE QUESTION SHEET?!
Minako- Why do you have that?!
Usagi- Its to prepare for the problems!!!
*Group sigh*
Haruka- Did you get a zero?
Usagi- Youre so serious!
Minako- Seeing you gives me the courage to live!
*noises*
Haruka- It is hopeless, isnt it?
Makoto- Sulfuric acid, nitric acid, mercury I know of aluminum the metal at least
Haruka- Kalium, antimony
Minako- Mandoragora! It is under the category of cytology? Whats that?!
Usagi- It has something to do with vegetables.
*Ami enters*
Ami- Thats right! INTRANSLATABLE PASSAGE ABOUT MANDORAGORA AND HER INTENSE/OBNOXIOUS KNOWLEDGE OF CHEMISTRY!!!
Group- We dont get it!
Ami- That was kind of impolite. So what was the lesson on?
Haruka- Poison.
Everyone- Poison?!
Ami- At the end was Belladonna, which she didnt teach us. In the Middle Ages, it was a plant used to make eyes larger. It was a Western eye medicine that was popular among girls for centuries in Europe.
Minako- How neat! Id be so charming!
Haruka- Even if you died?
Usagi- Anyway, the Chemistry teacher Brinvilliers is so peculiar!
*Rei enters*
Rei- How are you guys?! ITS EXTRAORDINARY!
Usagi- Dont decide it is extraordinary by yourself!
Rei- Right now in my hand...
Minako- What is it?
Rei- Eye medicine.
Group- Eye medicine?
Rei- Im going to make my eyes like the Caucasians!
Makoto- Where is the manufacturer?
Rei- Europe.
Ami- Whats it called?
Rei- Belladonna.
Haruka- I knew it
Ami- No way
Rei- Its so exotic. Its extraordinary! With this Ill get boys! What are you waiting for! Hes waiting, my darling!!!
*Michiru enters*
Michiru- Would you all really like to go to Europe?
Minako- We could buy eye medicine!
Ami- Youre getting off-topic.
Minako- EEEEEEEEE!
*Minako falls*
Michiru- This is the last one.
Usagi- What are you going to Europe for?
Michiru- It was decided that my concert tour would go to Europe.
Usagi- Thats great!
Rei- The two of us are the only ones with eye medicine! Our eyes will open up to Europe! Bye bye!
Minako/Usagi- Thats mean!
Haruka- It is alright! Everyone can come!
Minako/Usagi- Really?!
Michiru- The concert isnt in a hall, it is in an old castle!
Minako/Usagi- Lovely!
Michiru- Ill show you guys around Europe, so lets go together!
Minako/Usagi- Yay! We did it!
Rei- Extraordinary!
Everyone- Itll be the perfect Winter Vacation!
Usagi- Peachie Beam!
*Mamoru enters*
Mamoru- Iris Shutter!
Usagi- Mamo-chan!
Mamoru- Did you pass your test? *Glass cracks, they freeze* You wont advance you know. *Glass breaks, three fall* You wont graduate you know. *Car crash, Haruka falls*
Minako- Forget this! Im going to Europe! Bye! *Minako exits*
*Nun enters*
Nun- Hey!
All girls- Brinvilliers-sensei!
Nun- Moon rabbit! Moon rabbit!
Usagi- *Opera* Why do you mean a rabbit?
Rei- *Opera* She probably means yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuu.
Usagi- *Opera* I knew ittttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Nun- Oh fantastic! Super 0-score girl! Where are the questions?!
Usagi- RIP NOISE!
Nun- Rip noise?
Haruka- We dont seem to have the questions!!!
Nun- No chance!
Makoto- One more chance!
Nun- No more chances!
Usagi- A few more chances?!
Nun- Since you made fun of me, Ill make an example of you to the others.
Usagi- No. Lets play the harmonica together! *Plays*
Nun- YOU! Make-up test, make-up test, make-up test! Get a 100! If you cant, then no winter vacation for you!
Usagi- I understood winter vacation, but what did she mean before that?
Mamoru- That you need a perfect score.
Usagi- Thats impossible! *To the girls* Ready?! Help me with science!
Haruka- Bye!
Makoto- Were going to Europe!
Nun- COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! You three, come here! Let borderline! You fate... might be crooked...
Japanese! If you take responsibility for each other, the make-up test is okay!
Makoto, Minako, Haruka- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
Usagi- *laughs* JAPANESE!!! THEY TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR EACH OTHER!
Makoto- Stop fooling around!!!
Nun- I will give you six days This is your Last Winter Chance. *Pause* Bye!
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need subtitles
seasaltnobody 2 years ago
That will probably change with the next few days or so.
sailorsiriusstar 2 years ago
I'll put them up in like a day under info, although I doubt their complete accuracy.
Mj31588 2 years ago
Lol.
Thank you!!
sailorsiriusstar 2 years ago
FUCK YEAH!!!
Mj31588 2 years ago
Oh yes XD IT IS UP!
sailorsiriusstar 2 years ago