Pig Flu [Parody of Coldplay's "Fix You"]

Worried about swine flu? Don't worry! Friz will give you advice through song! He'll also teach you how to make your own mask. WOAH.

If you always feel like you need to sneeze
And you let them out, germs are released
You may have chills, aches and fatigue
Or even worse

And you think you've got a touch of the flu
You think the virus will leave you soon
But if you've been staying in Cancun
You'll need a hearse

Virus drags you down
Quarantine your town
'Cause it seems you've got Pig Flu

And you feel all drowsy and lethargic
There's no need to start a worldwide panic
Unless it's upgraded to a epidemic
I'll be the first

What's it all about
You don't need a snout
When you've contracted pig flu

You've got a headache
Do not worry, everything is okay
It's not bad as they say
It's swii-iine flu

It's not big as they say
As long as you stay near all pigs you'll be okay
Be clean, don't be phased
It's swii-iine flu

Just make sure you stay at home
Avoid Mexico
Then you will not get pig flu

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Stephen Frizzle
• Pig Flu
• Coldplay
• Fix You
• Parody
• Swine
• H1N1
• Song

[EverythingColdplay]

screw you.

[StephenFrizzle]

@EverythingColdplay Woah man.

[albinas007]

fat nerd

[StephenFrizzle]

Damn straight

[EverythingColdplay]

@StephenFrizzle Coldplay are so good, and you've just gotta go and ruin them.

[ilooveChasyLe]

oh my god man! ur so funny, and yes i do wanna sneeze!!

[zakurakageyoshi]

Who disliked this? I shall stab you. With Bacon

[magiclard]

Imagine how they felt in Swinefleet. 

You have to spit on your glasses.

Sublime talent.

[bradatkin]

how did the pig get on the roof

the swine flew :L

[Kie77]

I called up the NHS for advice about pig flu...but all I got was crackling!

I'll get my coat

Great work yet again