Newsroom / Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

yo why all the hating on G.B.? the gizzle to the bizzle? G-bizniz?! you got nothing on this bitches, gtfo and stfu. n00bs. period

EVERYBODY wishes death on Glenn Bleck

haha. agitators.

"There's no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck out live your child..." LOL

AWW MAN!! I was looking forward to seeing Glenn Beck blown to smitherenes and his car on fire.

This is absolutely hilarious. I bet GB had a great big F'in laugh about this and an even bigger laugh at all the people getting their undies in the bunch about it.

You put it beautifully, friend!

Hey EVERYBODY who is getting all heated and offended about this: This is The Onion. It's a satirical newspaper. They are fucking JOKING. They probably don't genuinely wish death on Glenn Beck or anything, and they rip people on ALL sides whenever they get the opportunity. How about everybody stop getting uptight about all of this shit, and just realize that they are only doing this for comedic purposes?

P.S. I like Glenn Beck, BTW. In b4 thumbs down and possible flames and insults.

Well if you love something why not hurt it? How about the stalkers that show their love by stealing someones shit or sneaking into their house? Yea different ways of showing love same as patriotism right. Who are we to say what is right or wrong?
There were many agreements between the US and USSR, none of them meant shit as long as two superpowers were around.

All I want to do is laugh at everyone who is having a serious conversation on this thread tied to an Onion video.