Impaled: Painfully Blunt! (documentary movie trailer)

Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey is a Satanic Vampire running for President of the United States. He hopes to ride the media wave from his last race for Governor of Minnesota in '06. There's just one problem: he ferociously desires to remedy the embarrassment of Impaler, the award-winning documentary filmed about his candidacy in the 2006 race.

Eager to once again ignite the media's fire, cement his place in the glorious annals of history and set the record straight, Sharkey sets out to film another documentary that captures his vision - that vision being: "The Best Documentary Ever."


Little does he know that W. Tray White, director and producer of Impaler, is behind this new production and has partnered with Richard Mullenax, Impaled: Painfully Blunt's audacious director, to turn Sharkey's precious documentary into an elaborate prank at his expense.


Watch as Mullenax and his co-conspirators coax Sharkey into jumping through hoop after ridiculous hoop, pushing the "Vampire" to the edge.

How far will Jonathon 'The Impaler' go before someone's head ends up on a stake?



Directed By: Richard Mullenax

Executive Producers: W. Tray White, Brian Dickson, and Richard Mullenax

Cast: Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, Mike Goulis, Nikita Kelly, Jeff Hayward, Scott Nimrod, Jennifer Anderson, and Tim Eads

Camera Operators: Tom Reed and Lee I. McLaughlin

http://www.myspace.com/impaledpainfullyblunt

E-mail: sharkeyproject@yahoo.com

Category:

Comedy

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• vampire
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• satan
• vampyre
• nation
• 9/11
• conspiracy
• twilight
• wwe
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• lesbians
• sex
• comedy
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• ever

[cynsanity]

Heeeehehehe! I can't wait for a DVD release... over here in Europe, we can't stand the guy either (well, those people who have actually heard of him, which is as tiny a minority as you can imagine). I heard Bob might like to endorse it more officially... but alas, who knows.

All Hail King Richard!

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

@cynsanity

I really hope Bob endorses it. With someone so influential in the vampire community, I know for a fact that it will only increase the success of my humble little documentary.

[vampireheart1981]

So when can I buy this on DVD?

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

We are still looking at our options. Please be patient. We want to get it out to the masses as soon as we can :)

[vampireheart1981]

I'm a Vampire, but we want him off our side. This film looks like it's gonna be fucking hilarious though. When does it come out?

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

You're in luck! If you live in the Cleveland area, it will be playing at the Geauga Film Festival on June 13th at 4:30pm. It's 5 bucks at the door. Below is the address.

Geauga Theater

101 Water Street

Chardon, OH

[trekleader]

When is this coming out? Or, if it's out, where can I see it?

[xTheshock]

This guy is a dumbass. Everything I had thought and said when the documentary people came to my house was true. 101% Creep.

[aostl34]

Hahaha awesome. This dude is nuts

[lono676767]

This is the Best indie video of the year...It should be distributed throughout the community, OVC, and indeed screened before the entire world. I Know "Bob" supports your work, and the King Richard Videos; so following his lead...So shall I.!!!

Your still "Pink" to Bob, Sharkey.

-All Hail King Richard

[ChrisBenoit4evar]

nice,good job man.

[soundscapenyc]

ok, i'm really curious now...i want to see this. is it available anywhere?

[hellwiki]

he would be a better president than obama