Maineglish Rules

A little lesson in Maineglish from experts in the field, Chippah and Randy

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[rmdrummer87]

Just remember once you pass by Cumberland county your about 100 years before the industrial revolution. The people up north are a different breed. Yes they can be a little ignorant. But who isn't in this shitty world full of nothing but greed. A true main'ah right here. Always willing to lend a hand, educate, and help others enjoy a better life. The new generation of mainers r trying our best to paint a better picture of our culture. Times r changing.

[ChippahandRandy]

@rmdrummer87 amen bub

[ChippahandRandy]

Spoken like a true Masshole.

[ChippahandRandy]

I just ate a footlong hot dog.

[thenumeralninja]

You folks gotta says more of "uh-yuh, uh-yessuh-bub, yessum, chum, deyuh, bub, goodn'you?, idn'nit?" and the like. There are things more than just the way we use "wicked" that set our accent apart from the rest of new england. Also, if you're gonna tear on the boston accent, you fellas really outta ditch the copious redsox garb, wear a little more florescent orange and $3 flannels from Marden's and get some Hammond Lumber hats or something.

[hammer55292]

@rixbex1 Wow, aren't you Mr. Wonderful!! Can we have a party in your mouth, everybody will come!!

[rixbex1]

@hammer55292 why are you such an IDIOT??? SHUT UP ALREADY dont go back there! remember THEY DONT WANT YOU!!!! but Im sure they welcome all others!! they welcomed me there many great times ant the people are nice its JUST YOU MAN, get off it already!!

[hammer55292]

What a couple of fuck-tards!! Oh wait, they're from MAINE!! My bad!!

[hammer55292]

God, will you please kill all MAINAHS this winter, in a giant ice-storm??? I'll gladly volunteer to bury the bastards in the spring, when they start to stink. We can just throw all of them in a big landfill, and cover them up with garbage from the Somalis.

[nate93510]

hey im from and you know what we call mass. massholes, new hamoshires our retarted brother and god dam vermot the queer aunt and for everyones info its aunt is said as a-u-n-t not a-n-t

[hammer55292]

MAINE, the way life should be...........for queeahs.

[hammer55292]

@rixbex1 Didn't you understand what I said, you MAINE retard? I said I haven't been up there for 6 years, you MAINE asshole. I won't give you one dime, I hope you starve. I know you won't, but I hope you do, you fuck-tards. Paper is down to nothing, wood is down to nothing, and blueberries aren't enough to keep an old lady alive, you asswipe MAINER. Don't you bring any of your family to Boston hospitals you asswipe, or I'll bash your windshield in. In your face fucktard!!!

[rixbex1]

@hammer55292>>>>>>>>>> if you hate maine so bad get off all the maine things here!! lol... just dont go there any more they dont want OR NEEEEEDDDD YOUR MONEY that BAD... the paper and blueberries will sustain Maine for as long as you live buddy!! GIVE IT UP YOU MISERABLE OUTA STATA LOL ..you are the one person THEY DONT WANT THERE STUPID!!!!Lol in yr face!!!!hehehehehe