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Flying Korans kill infidel Salman Rushdie with lightnings and fire

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Uploaded on Jan 15, 2010

Pakistan presents: International Gorillay (International Guerrillas), 1990.

Download the movie: http://depositfiles.com/files/lf5fyy8rd

Description: Paranoid Lollywood fantasy about assassinating Salman Rushdie (circa 1990) complete with disco and batsuits. Salman Rushdie, played by Afzaal Ahmad, is depicted as plotting the downfall of Pakistan, the stronghold of Islam by opening a chain of casinos and discos in the country. The hero of the story, played by Mustafa Qureshi, learns of this plot and quits his day job as a police officer to recruit his brothers and create a mujahid (Gods soldiers) to pursue Rushdie and slay him. Rushdie is protrayed as a smug, bespectacled butcher in a double-breasted suit, living in palatial splendor on his own island, slaughtering his enemies with a huge blood-soaked sword. In the end, as the trio of brothers and their mother are being crucified by Rushdie, Allah frees them with bolts of lightning and attacks Salman Rushdie withy flying holy books (the Koran, Tawrat, Zabur, and Injil) that shoot laser beams into his skull until he bursts into flames, a scene that evoked shouts of approval from Pakistani audiences.

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  • Kevin Elliott

    Rushdie described this film as a 'piece of crap'. I think he was being unfair to pieces of crap.

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  • TheCareertalk

    Well I'm converting to Islam now I guess.

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  • jiltedkiller

    I love how people are responding to this cartoonishly stupid and hilarious piece of religious bigotry....via cartoonishly stupid statements of religious bigotry. It's like trying to beat six year old kid with Down Syndrome at the debating team.

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  • Allah U Science

    I want to see the whole movie!

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  • AncientTempler

    LOl we all know the religious twats in that region are not the sharpest tools in the shed. I mean what do you expect from a group of people who believe con artists who claim they can make cars run on water and think 14 year old girls with down syndrome can be actively put on trial and be punished for burning a book?

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  • Michael Peat

    This is Pakistan? Oh, well, that figures. I was just reading that, generally speaking, Pakistanis score 20 points below average on IQ tests. The theory of this study was that the generational decrease in IQ was related to the high incidence of cousin marriage. It was published at the Planck's Constant web site, if anyone cares to look it up.

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  • Michael Peat

    Do Muslims really believe this crap?

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  • MrPredator421

    Fucking Pakis make me roll with laughter! Hahahahaha...do u sub humans realise what you are doing to yourselves? and what your fucking nation is heading to? bastards!.

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  • ek hai kutta salgay bhaijaan

    HAHAHAHA!! Mera to hanste hanste bura haal hogaya aur sabse badi comedy yeh hai ke yeh film pakistan mein blockbuster thi arre gadho tumhari bewakoofi pe hansi aati hai dekhlo yeh film mein dikhake kya haasil hua tum logo ko? Islam ka mazaq banake rakhdiya hai tum logon ne shame on you fools.

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  • DanyalLodhi

    This is the literary response of Muslims against a man who wrote a literary masterpiece. Pathetic.

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  • 1337deepesh

    HahahahAHAHH!!!!

    Stupidest sounding lightning ever!!!!

    This is far superior to anything Ed Wood made. I nominate it for a Razzie lifetime achievement award!

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  • TilzMD

    pakistani cinemas magnificent special effects...

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