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This is from Series 4. Though this copy is from the Best of Volume 2 dvd as it has the 1975 caption at the start.
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Best news item I heard:
A man in south London has complained to police about the noise being made in the flat above, by a young couple. After a spot of DIY they stopped for lunch, before having a fumble in the bedroom and finally ending up in the bath tub together. So all day long it was hammer & chisle, cheese & pickle, squeeze & tickle and bubble & squeak. Comedy genius :D
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From another news item:
"There was a double celebration today at the home of Mr. Ebenezer Scroggins of WInterstone. Not only did he reach the grand old age of 100, but he also got married for the very first time. The Queen sent him a telegram, and Prince Phillip sent him a diagram". =]
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@HeeroYuy911 The only reason that the comedy today is so shite is because they've run out of ideas!! Good on the Two Ronnies for getting in there first! ;)
1 year ago 2
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"poliece are dsperately searching for the man who steals the ends of news items. He's been described as tall, grey haired with a very big" Genius!! XD
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@WigzellRM That's exactly the point of the joke-the guy was stealing the ends of news items..............
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Is breá liom hahaha na guys .. Tá siad sin greannmhar:)
síocháin:) UB
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Tall and grey haired with a very big what?
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"a ping-pong piddle-high po.... " Funnnnnnneeeeee!
2 years ago 2
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"An 85 year-old farmer has divorced his 17 year-old wife because he couldn't keep his hands off her...he's now sacked all his hands and bought a combine-harvester." XD
AlecStanley 3 years ago 13
"That's all we have time for this evening, so its Goodnight from me."
"And its Goodnight from Him"
"Goodnight"
toastichedu 2 years ago 8