Mad Tv - Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kim Kardashian begins to talk about life being unpredictable. She was once a rich Armenian valley-girl who contributed nothing to society, that is, until she made a sex tape. Ryan Seacrest loved the tape so much that he decided to give Kim her own show, and now she contributes even less to society. Kim introduces her two sisters, Khloe (Crista Flanagan) and Kourtney (Arden Myrin). Everyday the three sisters hold a competition to see which of the three is hotter. The judge is none other than their stepfather, Bruce Jenner (Michael McDonald). Bruce declares Kim as the hottest once again. He mentions that he doesn't need Viagra since he has the three sisters. Shortly after, Kim decides to wax Kourtney's grotesquely hairy back. At this point Khloe walks in with a blind man named Peanut (Keegan-Michael Key). According to Khloe, Peanut walked into her and she told him to "watch it, bitch." Peanut tells the story of how he lost his eyesight when two bags of peanuts hit him in the eyes. The girls give out a fake "aw" being that the producers forced them to be nice. The producers also want the girls to make Peanut their special project, so the girls decide to conduct eye surgery after learning it from a YouTube video. Bruce walks in proclaiming that the sisters know as much about surgery as the doctors that butchered his face. Khloe proposes that they dump Peanut somewhere. Kim agrees and also adds that she has to leave for a photo shoot for "Stank Magazine." Bruce once again awards Kim as the hottest of the sisters. Bruce feels lucky because it is like being in an Armenian whore-house everyday

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[Emzoo1rulez]

Its funny how no one knoes about the armenian genocide wich killed 1.2M Armos, but after kim made a porno movie everyone knoes about armenians! xD

[TheRuzan]

It's like being in an Armenian whore house every week. Very nice. Funny though lmfaoo

[mantisman82]

So later I was waxing Chloes back.......bahahahaha.

[bobbybonboni]

This is more interesting than the real thing....

[GottagitchaGROOOVEon]

Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow,

[ignorantswede]

Peanut's story had me on the floor

[TheJacob910]

lol 1:26

[TheJacob910]

Press 2 to see Kloe hump

[TheEmpowered787]

Lmao as thr beginning "ow ow ow ow"

[jonaibabeyy]

Lmbo;)

[Theshark15z]

"mom set up a photo shoot at Stank Magazine".......Talk about being blunt! LOL

[SmilyLove101]

At 3:14, Kim looks a lot like Kourtney in rl