New GOP Smartphone App Streamlines Voter Discrimination In Swing States

No more waiting in long lines just to have your vote thrown away! A new app makes it easier than ever for minorities to be disenfranchised.

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[spathi9]

*scrolls down to comments*

Oh, Jesus Christ.

*scrolls back up to video*

[OldSerpentOfSin]

Like dipping your dick in acid?

[dinobluto]

This is going to happen without smartphones

[JunohProductions]

I couldn't have said it better myself. Probably because I'm groaning in pain after reading the comments below.

[starxing618]

You call yourself a punctuation freak and you connect two unrelated sentences with a comma?

[OldSerpentOfSin]

You clever boy.

[TheTaintedWisdom]

I think you mean a base not an acid.

(Inb4 Grammar Nazi-esque hate for the clarification of misnomers).

[Chunkboi]

Romney's an SUV? I thought he was a Gremlin!

[Oliver A. Wray]

Yeah because people blindly yelling hope and change without any idea of how the most basic of economics works was a done with real personal conviction. As was this - /watch?v=WtGrp5MbzAI

Really putting the individual first.

[khorn1994]

aww poor littlle zombie.

[wyatt floyd]

why?



[Oliver A. Wray]

I wish Romney had won... :(