A Tribute to Anna Nicole Smith by Rene Magritte

The Story Behind A Tribute To Anna Nicole smith By Rene Magritte:
"Anna Nicole sadly received a lot of negative press after her death so I decided that I'd create a whimsical and sweet little vignette by that pays homage to the fact she did not take herself too seriously. Back in the 1990's and ravenously hungry for some real old school, voluptuous glamour, it would be hard to exaggerate the effect that Anna Nicole Smith's 1992 nine-page Guess campaign had on me and my young friends, both male and female, all of us film classic buffs. The super models like Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer had never appealed to us with their faux reinterpretation of the 1950's bombshell. Madonna was still vainly ripping off Marilyn Monroe but her bulging triceps, flat bottom, square hip to waist to ratio and six pack just didn't cut it and we hated her for trying to hijack Marilyn's mythic legacy. Even British Vogue committed the mortal sin of comparing the rail thin Christy Turlington to "a young Sophia Loren," an act that would surely send them to hell, we all mused. Quickly seeing through the clever clothing tricks and PR hype, we knew all of these wannabees were about as close to Monroe, Loren, and Bardot as New Kids On The Block. Would the media ever really deliver "the real thing," much less a reasonable facsimile? One day our prayers were answered. The terrifying "heroin-chic" waif model movement lead by Kate Moss and Kristen McMenamy was just gaining force, and yet suddenly, all over the magazines, there was this bodacious blond nearly 6 feet tall with complete curves everywhere. Large breasts, small waist, an unheard-of set of 39 inch hips and strong, solid legs with healthy thighs. Her doll-like face and cupid's-bow mouth radiated a true vintage pinup look which was set off by the most unearthly shade of platinum blond since Harlow. In some shots she danced in a clingy dress, her full, wide backside left unadulterated by the art department; in others, her bodacious calves and thighs wielded a pair of six-inch stiletto platforms with all the dexterity of an expert flying twin kites on a blustery day. She looked sophisticated and commanding, a true amazon and the only heir apparent to Anita Ekberg, one of my most adored actresses. So a few months later, when my best friend Trisha and I saw a picture of Anna Nicole Smith in her previous and small-chested incarnation via an old photo sniffed out by US magazine we were disappointed to learn she was not 100% natural. But she had already grown on us by then and we were not ready to divorce her. She was after all a young mother, she'd come from poverty, she had a cartoon-like personality and an ancient husband who had put a huge diamond on her hand. She liked to eat and obviously loved sex more than the gym. Natural schmatural, the implant acceptance culture started with Anna Nicole Smith because they looked so good.
The guys I knew were less concerned about the origins of the curves or even if she could talk..
"Hurt me!" was the response of Matt, the guy who sat next to me in English homeroom, "Anna can do whatever she wants with me, I don't care if they're fake!" And in an odd way, authentic size queens that we were, neither did we. You can actual chart 'implant acceptance' with the rise of both Pam Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith.My close friend Brian K who holds three, count em, three degrees from Stanford and has serenaded Polish busty sensation Ewa Sonnet, recalls his discovery of Anna Nicole at the age of 16:
"When I was in high school back in her Guess? Girl days -- before Playboy, before reality TV -- Anna Nicole was like a muse to me. I had never been interested in the mainstream models at the time, and suddenly she came along and I realized what I had been missing -- a voluptuously feminine beauty, vivacious and proud to be different." I think he speaks for many of us. There are so few tall audacious amazons anymore and it's a shame..."

-Super Amanda

Song Credits: "Rene & Georgette Magritte
With Their Dog After The War" by Paul Simon

http://superamanda.blogspot.com/2007_04_01_archive.html

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[TVfan296]

I can see the funniness within this. Still, you're making fun of Rene Magritte's work.

[BrickLaneBetty]

Yes. He made fum of HIMSELF throughout his life. Hence his work :)

[joanswitches]

i don't get it, where is Rene Magritte.

I was expecting a blue sky and a floating pipe or something.

[BrickLaneBetty]

He did green apples too and broken blue skies with clouds, he's my fav.

[FiNKeL884]

i wish i was that apple...

[bollockowithalob]

Still a considerable source of amusement.

[toppackage]

was that a granny smith mmm nice lol

[Hemulen40]

Hiya, apple of my eye ! :p

[Jaamesssssssssssssss]

this is the best video everr!!!

[11599adam]

i want an apple

[celidriver]

you crush it nextime

[TheHarrisonScott]

Wtf

[chbitter]

nice boobs

[Hemulen40]

Well now ... yer boobs +Magritte are pretty & pretty famous . . But who da f..ck is ANS ?

[mriv5994]

That's one lucky apple

[BrickLaneBetty]

@efadaei I'm a 34GG