I Kissed A Girl Parody: I Kissed A Frog

A parody of "I Kissed A Girl" with Kermit The Frog, voiced by The Krause.

Lyrics:

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, fly in hand
Got my erection
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm froggy for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a frog and I liked it
The taste of her swampy chap stick
I kissed a frog just to try it
I hope Ms.Piggy don't mind it
It felt so wet
She had bad breath
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a frog and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental shame
Just amphibious nature,
It's not what,
Good frogs do
Not how they should behave
My legs gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a frog and I liked it
The taste of her swampy chap stick
I kissed a frog just to try it
I hope Ms.Piggy don't mind it
It felt so wet
She had bad breath
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a frog and I liked it
I liked it

Us frogs we are so sexable
Green skin, green lips, so slipable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent


I kissed a frog and I liked it
The taste of her swampy chap stick
I kissed a frog just to try it
I hope Ms.Piggy don't mind it
It felt so wet
She had bad breath
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a frog and I liked it
I liked it

Category:

Music

Tags:

• kermit
• kissed
• girl
• parody
• muppets

[wes1274]

sooo off beat

[peck305]

Kermit Perry.

[racheldunn11]

Well then what is that thing that's not a leg??

[0escal0]

Uhm..., @Stephen10528 , that's not a leg...

[meganintendojoseph]

@wes1274 I Agree Sorry SMKrause

[meganintendojoseph]

@peck305 HAHA!!

[niamh2k11xxx]

epiiiic!!

[TheAvrilLavigneRocks]

hes dirty... jk! alittle..

[Stephen10528]

Why does that Kermit that's lying down have 3 legs?

[800hihihi]

cool

[hardcore6a]

@TheJamop2000 yes he does, dirty frog