the business card game by ytcracker

simple rules:

1. pick a business card out of your collection of business cards.
2. strike up a conversation with someone at random, like on the plane or at a bar.
3. based off of the information on the business card, bullshit an entire backstory of who you are and what you do to the person or group you just met. be awesome or be a total asshole.
4. give them the business card and bid them good day.
5. hope that one day they call or email the person on the card and the other person will have no fucking clue what they are talking about because YOU WAS PHONE not them.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ytcracker
• spamtec
• digital
• gangster
• stc
• is
• the
• greatest
• nerdcore
• business
• card
• game

[kevintheshane]

This video got really depressing at the end. "You get to be... someone else for a day..."

[elyasis]

via my friend Javan's account,---"GOD YOU ARE SEXY IN THAT SUIT.....it would look better on the floor though.;)"----chloe <333

[loosesocksdaisukii]

thanx for making me ocd abt business cards \(^____^)/ i have to grab them all the time and my friends are like wtf is wrong with you .(to me, not abt you). u know what i mean. btw u look really nice here<333 =)

[djdarkfade]

wouldn't it be more wise to act as if you were using the business card as a referral for you own business, then you would benefit from it somehow?

like this business endorses me, come talk to him, then talk to me.. maybe we can work a deal out.

[shawkrawk]

LMFAO... gotta try this.

[sangisan]

nice... you and lars should have been to tired to blog after your concert of awesome in austin! loved the shirt btw!

-maddie

[TheKHemisT85]

Thats well funny. But I'd probably end up using all the cards up as roach.

[mikewalton718]

Lookin' sharp, player.

[JunkBondTrader007]

because YOU WAS PHONE

[attackslug]

giving zomgpewpew serious competition