One Direction parody by No Direction "What Makes Us Really Cool"

ONE Direction have watched No Direction! See their reaction - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXXyno...

For more No Direction videos - http://novafm.co/Ht9IQF

No Direction is Nova FM's Fitzy and Wippa with Tom Williams, Tom Ivey and Francis Bevan.

This is their first single "What Makes Us Really Cool". The video was put together by The Grindhouse.

LYRICS

We're insecure
And immature
We run along this beach as if we're teenagers
I've got great hair
I need 'yeah yeah'
And I'm a silk shirt wearing cuddly bear
We're all unfit and we look anaemic
But this is our present for you

Baby our jobs on the line, we have to look ahead
Australia will get sick of our shocking heads
We're No Direction, we're here with singles to sell
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible

If only we were all 17
Unfortunately we still listen to Bon Jovi
We're confident of success because we're all naive
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible
And that's what makes us really cool

I'll front a band
I'll read your hand
And I look like a fat Russell Brand
I'll smash a pie
I'll touch the sky
And then we'll all make you look into our eyes
Everyone watching this can see it
Everyone else but us

Baby, if we were wine we'd taste like cheap Moselle
If One Direction is heaven, then welcome to hell
And if we're lucky we'll get a run on Kochie and Mel's
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible

Apologies for what you have to see
Just think of us like the cast of an elderly Glee
We're in the sun 'cos were lacking in Vitamin D
We don't know, we don't know we're terrible
And that's what makes us really cool

• Category

  Entertainment

[Marcus Cupper]

thumbs up if your aussie

[Bradie Browne]

Its called humor

[Sandy Koong]

Of course they suck... they're not singers. Gosh you should check the channel before making a stupid comment. Its bloody humor...

[Rachel Aquilina]

Lol at that one direction fan completely oblivious to who these guys are... They are Australian celebrities and are very successful! They met ones direction and so many other celebrities.. Calm your tits man.

[Mitchell Upton]

Fuck I love being Australian

[ChungKiet]

This is for their job... They host a really successful radio segment and this was shown to the 1D boys when they came for their Aussie tour.

[Briana taylor]

you guys suck and dont be jealous because the boys have ALOT OF GIRLS DROOLING OVER THEM AND U DONT!!!! GET A PROPER JOB YOU DICKS

[NobodyEverybody0]

Fitzy has curly hair!

[olgacarrascov]

You single rally bad

ADN i love one direction so much

[dubla123ag]

Um ok...

[Ana Rita Teixeira]

until it can be funny (I think) but the original version of one direction is much better. I´m a directioner. <3

[Destiny Burchett]

No words to explain this