IASOWTLI

This is just a video to perhaps prove to someone that I was never a pop star, but was able until just over 22 years ago to earn a good living by playing.
guitar etc. I hope he enjoys it and I get the apology I was promised. (although I expect Hell to freeze over first)

It might also prove that although I wasn't a great singer (and never claimed to be)- I was a reasonably good lyricist.

I've been asked to give lyrics (for singalong)




Pete's gone down the betting shop
Scat's on her computer
She got tired of playing with her dopemobile
She calls it her scooter
Pete returns in a foul mood
Because he didn't win
It's a shed on wheels they're living in

Brain Dead! Plinkety plonk Brain Dead!

Scat's gone off her rocker
All her friends are barmy
Pete her hubby likes to fight
But to win he'd need an army
Perhaps he drinks just to forget
He's probably forgotten
'Cause his memory like his language
Is absolutely rotten

Oh Pete's gone down the betting shop
Scat's on her computer
Sister Jen she's gone back home
She said it didn't suit her
It made her very poorly - probably living with her kin
'Cause it's a shed on wheels they're living in Brain Dead! Plinkety Plonk Brain Dead!

Pete he likes to issue threats
He tried it out on me
Let me easily explain
It's not too hard to see
He said he'd pull my head off (laughter)
I know that's quite absurd
We all know Pete can't even pull
An 'alf decent looking bird.

Ah Pete's gone down the betting shop
Scat's on her computer
If she was Pinnochio
She'd have a massive hooter
'Cause of all the lies she's told
We know that it's a sin
And it's a shed on wheels they're living in.




Too true it is

It's a shed on wheels they're living in

It's a shed on wheels they're living

Three! four! - they've a tin front door

It's a shed on wheels they're living in.

Brain Dead! Plinkety plonk Brain Dead!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• aol
• danielpah
• peted1946

[alffrodo]

I'm still laughing days later.

[NeverWasAPopStar]

I'm still laughing days later.

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I must say I'm amused to see someone only referred to as "Scat" comment to let people know the full name she is often known by. Even more amused to see she has subscribed to my channel after saying it was rubbish and insulting. I've had to block her from posting - before she gives her real name... and because the hilarity gets too much.

[scattysister]

Wrong it was rubbish & insulting & has been reported.

[NeverWasAPopStar]

Wrong it was rubbish & insulting & has been reported. Scattysister

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If I'd identified the people concerned you might (but only might) have more of a point than you have a sense of humour. Pete is a common enough name and Scat is obviously a nick name. Even if it identified you I can't see what your complaint is - it was based on FACT

[alffrodo]

David that was truly wonderful ..i`m sure Scabby and Pete love it ggg

[NeverWasAPopStar]

That's just about right for you, you post a message to scatty on here, then immediately block her from responding. Peted1946

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That's correct having seen you and your wife's foul postings elsewhere I feel it only correct to attempt to prevent viewers being subjected to it. In a moment you'll be getting blocked too. I've already removed one of your comments.

[Peted1946]

That's just about right for you, you post a message to scatty on here, then immediately block her from responding.

[scattysister]

Don't kid yourself Mate, & it still proves absolutely nothing.

[NeverWasAPopStar]

Thanks for that I'm sure they appreciate it, not many people have songs written especially for them.