How to Survive a Parachute Failure

You've jumped from a plane and your parachute didn't open. Don't panic -- if there's another skydiver nearby whose chute hasn't yet been deployed, you can try these steps.

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• survive
• parachute
• failure
• handle
• skydiver
• chute
• cord
• canopy
• accident
• death

[theorangem1]

"Failed parachute:" *check* "Composure:" *check* "Tree:" "Awwwh dammit, forgot my tree again."

[ZX242Productions]

Oh shit! my parachute won't open!

-pulls out Android and goes to howcast-

Ok, so thats what I do. Hey David! My para-

-Other guy already deployed chute-

Motherfu-

-splat-

[jammerjamjam1]

lol funny scream at 55

[MacPcPro]

step 1: Dont buy a parachute made in china

did you know: The Sky sometimes have clouds in it?

[argenis161]

where can you buy this sky diver

[dinahmanatee]

My chute won't work, let me get on Howcast and look up "how to survi- *FATALITY*

[GOLDENPANDA00]

You will need:

(optional)

water or a tree "CHECK"

composure "CHECK"

(absolutely necessary)

another skydiver to save you "negative"

oh well then. your fucked! have a nice day and remember to add to favorites...

[TheDMEN247]

how d i do this if my friend already ... nevermind im dieing already

[jrparkmcfadden1]

"The force will likely result in you breaking both of your arms, but that's OK."

[worldofgatt]

Step 1: enjoy the moment

[prowler12455]

knocking on heavens door ! Do I have time to have a last coffee?