my mage - Toorc

free MP3: http://tinyurl.com/yzgdyst

Parody song about staying up too late playing 'my mage' in World of Warcraft when Ismail (Greg) and I get in some PvP.

This is my first attempt at a song *and* first attempt at more machinima based video so take it easy on the comments! :)

Lyrics:

My mage goes boom
My mage goes boom
My mage goes boom
Your mage goes oom

Look at at my gold watch its the cracka sunrise and I'm ready for bed with red in my eyes. The beat from the Base still kickin Ace in my space. 45k honor with a ring to replace.

Been up all night and I cant see straight, my mage dont care cause that shortys great. PvP over here, PvP over there. You ever seen a gnome in his underwear?

Well I head into bed, I get cuddled in tight, just about that time to see that red sun rise. Try to shut my eyes but all I can see, is my mage bringin the heat! He goes boom boom boom, gotta get get...

All of a sudden my cellphone sings. (Ismail: Hey James, its Greg.) Yea Greg what are you thinkin.. (Ismail: Dude I'm gettin PvP'd now wake up you bad PvP'er, cuz dont you see? I'm tryin to get done with my effin' dailies.) Dude its 5AM! (Ismail: Man I dont care, get your ass online and get over here.)

So I get my ass up and I head to the chair, wifes already lookin at me givin the stare... (ooooh boy)

(Wife: Why you gotta help him out, you havent slept in a week!? Oh and can you run to 7-11 please!)


My mage goes boom (7-11 please)
My mage goes boom (7-11 please)
My mage goes boom (7-11 please)

(Akbarr: How can I help you?)

Yeah ill take a sixer of cold boys and this cherry Icee, two Slim Jims and some Cheetos please.

(Akbarr: Do you have ID?)

Yes I have ID.

(Akbarr: Thank you come again please!)

So I get back from the store with eats and drinks, an Icee for her, frosty beer for me (at 5?) couple Slim Jims and Cheetos (oooooo), Dangerously Cheesy and delicious too!

Login.

Connecting.

Enter World (of Warcraft).

(Ismail: James that crazy voice is flippin odd, hearth to Argent Tournament with the Broker Portal mod, this s#it is gettin hot, bout to yell in Vent. Last 30 minutes not time well spent! I'm sick of takin jokers like this to school. Don't know why they try man, I must look new! Maybe it's my baldness or my silly gnome stare. It's right about time for me to get some hair!)

Well, I meet up with Greg gettin camped by 6 noobs so I do a flyby and make em chase me too. Greg evos up puts the smack (down right) then I toss a living bomb, hot streak 10K!

Your mage goes oom

In the excitement I spill my beer curse words start flyin then damnit im feared. Chains of Ice, Death Grip (Ismail: You suck!). You bleepin' bleep sucker I'll bleep your mom!

It's right about then Greg rolls up high, tossin Ismail juice left and right. Spittin sin and savin the dizzy. (Wife: lol youre so awesome I'd let you stiffy my lippies!)

Finished bangin the deeps. Finished campin the cheaps. Finished cleanin the beer and rolling up on more peeps. Horde went runnin as Greg Ice Lanced, I finished wipin' beer off my pants.

(Ismail: I'm ismail and I get respect, your honor and silver is what i expect.)

He finished the dailies and got the gold, I grabbed my wife and a beer thats cold..

My mage goes boom (7-11 please)
My mage goes boom (7-11 please)
My mage goes boom (7-11 please)
Your mage goes oom


Made with:
Adobe Premiere Elements
Fraps
Ableton Live 8
Audio Technica Mic
E-MU 1820
Instrumental: Team Green
Production/Composition/Lyrics: Toorc

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• mage
• machinima
• world
• warcraft
• toorc
• ismail
• pvp
• comedy
• parody
• humor
• video
• game

[metalfox3k]

One thing I really admire about this video is that it's clever and funny without being overtly "dood im so epic look at me" like a good portion of WoW machinima seems to be. It's nice that there are videos like this of people who remember that it's a lot of fun to kick ass in this game, but it's still a game.

[nooglide]

wow thanks for the great comment, spot on!

[Springfart]

this is my favorite machinima of all time.

[YarpDerp]

AMG i love this song why doesn't it have MOAR views!?!?!

[ben123947]

what realm are you on guys???

[KongregateBadgeQuest]

I rolled a mage from this video.. 63ish atm. =3

Screw you outlands.

[wpfe1]

nice wow clips best regards wpfe1

[xXxERICxXx8]

i want to roll gnome again T.T

[TheLjkty]

mage ftw!

[Satansangel213]

358 people have no clue what a real team and music sounds like.

for the horde. - sarah

[Satansangel213]

@zeruel31 Fail! and wrong..shewt nyhms is better and he wasnt even tryin. nyhm ftw!

for the horde fuck the alliance.

[KongregateBadgeQuest]

"Death grip YOU SUCK!"... =)