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Whatever happens in this movie, I bet it involves a lot of KICKING.
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@UKBrandonable why need a story for actions..
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Arnold is Conan the Barbarian. This should have been called something else.
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WORST MOVIE EVER
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@UKBrandonable Glad to see some1 who isn't a total dumbass :)
it's sad that people love this shit. Otherwise they wouldn't keep making these.
we live in a world of retards
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Utter-B-Movie-Cult-Shot.
Gotta love America.
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Crom laughs at this.
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Hollywood cheesy ass hogwash, thought at least the upside is a big budget. Low budget Hollywood wannabe films are even worse and there's many of them springing up.
At least here you get some minimally enjoyable if you're not a hardcore Conan fan: expensive special effects, generic but expensive music and a recognizable cast you know to be more or less good - the woman, don't know her name, Avatar's col. Bad-Ass, good ol' Ron Pearlman and lol, the gung-ho dreads from SG Atlantis, go figure.
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oh great for the first time you see a conan movie that is faithful to original books and it is is box office bomb because people think that conan is about austrian guy running in desert screaming crom, now there won't be a new red sonja movie or heavy metal movie cause it's risky, thank you very much fucktards
KHAL DROGO FTW!
MrImastinker 6 months ago 27
wow this looks like total crap, this story line hasn't been done before, boy seeks revenge, boy grows up to be hot legend, he trys to seek the person he seeks revenge upon, finds hot girl, defends hot girl (has sex), epic battle until he kills the person he's been looking for...pretty much the whole story.
UKBrandonable 6 months ago 17