A message to Stephen Colbert from Anonymous

Vote: XENU http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/name_ISS/
Stephen Cobert doesn't like the fact that the number one suggestion for the space module is "Xenu". He wants it to be "Colbert".We must show "who is final boss".
WMV: http://www.mediafire.com/?l2b9922ujfx [2.93 MB]
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Hello, Stephen Colbert. We are Anonymous.

Over past few days, we have been watching you. Your campaign of stealing the name of the International Space Stations Node 3; this has caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda show, the Colbert Report, into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who watch cable, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization shall not steal the name Xenu, from the NASA International Space Stations Node 3. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind, for the laughs, we shall expel your name from the NASA International Space Stations Node 3 naming contest and systematically remove your name from the Top 10 Suggestions list.

We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against Xenu's internet savy masses of the internet basement dwellers.

You cannot win; we are everywhere; we are the internet; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, lultzy and chaotic as they often are, Xenu shall be the name of Nasa's International Space Stations Node 3.

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your viewers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are Anonymous. We will deliver the Node 3 name, Xenu, to the International Space Stations Node 3, scheduled for the STS-130 mission targeted for December 2009.


We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We name things in space.
Rodger, Houston, Expect us.

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• nasa
• Stephen
• Colbert
• Anonymous
• space station
• iss
• node 3
• report
• international
• name
• contest
• xenu

[ath1931]

too stupid to be from anonymous.

[WinrarIsMe]

Srsly. This is not Anon; it is yet another fail attempt from Scilons.

[danteunscene]

Anonymous is ChurchOfScientology? Worst Religion Ever? lolfail. Scientology go hide in a hole plox

[TheSilkyJohnston]

Scientology is so fuckin pop

[vertigo0331]

@WinrarIsMe Thank you so much. I swear from this day forth I will refer to scientologists as "Scilons". That may be the most badass nickname in the history of nicknames

[thehoodedone420]

look at the name that uploaded this bullshit THIS IS NOT ANONYMOUS!

[GCJ1337]

Guys it is a joke...its the church of sciencology...I laughed.

[Armitzel]

This is obviously a joke, why would Anonymous care about the name of a space module?

[100crawma]

this is almost as a big failure as occupy wall street

[MsAnnoyingComment]

I find it comically ironic that an account called "ChurchofSciencology" (or Scientology) uploaded a video posing as Anonymous.

[Kotsuso]

Dumbasses. Everyone knows it's pronounced "Repore".

(Also, shame on you for desecrating Anon's good name, ya fucker.)

[bbimmer1]

This isn't just fail, or epic fail. This is OMFG I COULD NOT FAIL ANY HARDER