Random Rap- Grandma

yeah so this has nothing to do with runescape. thought it would be interesting to make a rap without involving runescape. so hope yall likes it. =)

~Lyrics~
get in here grandma and show me how you roll
i want you to put the beans into the motherfucking stove
i want you to bake me a birthday cake maybe a stake
my birthday is 2 days away dont be late
for i will be tripping on all the drugs you could think of
from the little marijunana plants to the pill hydrocodon
i know what your thinking how do i show my grandson how to roll
maybe if you start stripping and get onto the fucking pole
i will bring some alchol or will you bring it for me
and we will have a party till 4 in the morning
we will have the best times of our lives
grandma i love you so much
why dont you just bend down and give my ass a little touch
i will bring the lubrication or will you bring that also
why dont you just lay down and lemme fuck your lil grandma hole
grandma that feels so good
grandma please dont tell
please dont grandpa
he will raise some motherfucking hell

(Chorus)
4 minutes till you die
but it doesnt take but 2 seconds for you ask why
why did you steal my sword and eat my apple pie
now you get but 8 seconds, get on your knees and say goodbye
goodbye, alright

this will be the last time grandma i have sex with you
because eveytime we keep fuckin you keep on getting loose
i dont know if its just me or it is what we use
but maybe if this happens again i will get you for sexual abuse
no, grandma im just playing, dont get out the broomstick
before you get it wait and lemme show you my magic trick
it goes like this up and down and out pops a rabbit in my hat
i take the rabbit out throw against a brick wall...splat
lets go grandma lets get in the car and take it out all night
we will be riding everywhere drinking 40s and getting high
we will most likely get pulled over and charged with a DUI
but that dont matter cuz were so blind aint got no fucking sight
grandma it was my fault im sorry i did it yall
maybe if i had a chance i would change it all
but i cant cuz its already fucked
the time was fun acutally sucked
maybe if we got the time back
count it down for us 3 2 1

(chorus)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• supermage650
• djhiggs92
• runescape
• rapper
• rap
• irl

[outer432]

Lol tht was hilarious

[RuneMadeProductions]

only 950 views? i Make that in 2months tops

[mtdxb]

@! person missed the like button !@

[supermage659]

how u nkow his real name?

[ladyaplas]

huh? im a girl..and no i dont have xbox

[supermage659]

lol he's done with rs rapss he told meh i rs the laste day he played....... y corey lol..... u dont have anything btr to do b sides hang wit ur gf and play xbox360? well im getting live soo wat ur gamertag?

[ladyaplas]

Lolll :P sicckkk >.> but funny keep them coming corey 5/5

[supermage659]

lawl i love u man (no homo) but ur da best i hope ur miii only idol cuz i lewk up two u!!

[foreveracc]

dang thats an awesome song did you make that yourself?

cuz its freaking awesome!

[oldstunter]

rofl I LOVE IT! HAHAHAA