Alpha Dog (2006) - The Young Offensive Reviewer

After a long whopping absence of this character for a year, he is now back and BETTER THAN EVER! Enjoy folks!

Episode #1: If you think slow comedies are bad, let's try a slow crime-drama.

Info: Alpha Dog is a 2006 crime drama film written and directed by Nick Cassavetes, and released on January 27, 2006. The film is based on the true story of the kidnapping and subsequent events of 15-year-old Nicholas Markowitz in 1999, and the alleged involvement of Jesse James Hollywood, a young drug dealer in California. The film stars Emile Hirsch, Justin Timberlake, Shawn Hatosy, Ben Foster, Olivia Wilde, Amanda Seyfried, Anton Yelchin with Sharon Stone and Bruce Willis.

This episode contains Strong Language, Crude and Sexual Humor and References Throughout, Brief Partial Nudity, and Violence.

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[00cipher]

Yeah, maybe that's all true, but Anton Yelchin was great. Couldn't find any shit on him, could you?

[SuperYoungLegend]

@00cipher Oh...I couldn't forget about him.

But believe it or not; I'd prefer him over Justin Timberlake any day. The performance by half of the cast felt like they didn't get enough sleep or thought of the lines themselves. Don't get me wrong, I did like where the story was going. I just hated how they proceeded to make it harder to take seriously.

[forest1997]

they had a original version of this movie, but jesse james hollywood was caught and brought back in 2007.then they cut the best scenes out. like at the end when two people smelled somthing sour then they kicked dirt and saw zack laying their in his grave!!! also when jhonny tosses frankie a bag of weed. I HOPE AFTER HIS TRIAL THE'LL PUT THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF ALPHA DOG OUT!!!!! the original was so fucking good.

[SuperYoungLegend]

That's what they should have done. Like for example: Jake didn't come back for his brother after he THREATENED Truelove. It should have ended near the part before Elvis decided to kill Zack. Sadly, it never happened.

[forest1997]

have you seen the original Alpha Dog 2006?

[SuperYoungLegend]

I have searched and got no results. Can I have a better searching idea?

[neveah45]

This movie was moving and great! And Anton Yelchin is great. And why are you complaining about cussing when your every other word is a swear?

[00cipher]

Trust me, I'd prefer Anton over Justin Timberlake too. I'm really not a Justin Timberlake fan.

[Sjedooling]

Sorry man, this is the worst reference I've ever heard. In Dutch: teleurstellend. =[

[chemx23]

wow - i wanna be anigger?? fuck you u cunt-why dont u make a fuckin movie u talentless bitch!

[1d7g]

alpha dog sucks and friday the 13th part 4 is awesome

[borangtang6]

OMG is that nicks Butt i see lol shame shame ...

[outdoorbigdade]

shit

[Grdn7]

I loved that! the Justin Timberlake is the best part! The music is pretty cool! What's up with Jason Vorhees being naked? Haha! Anyway, that was hilarious! XD