Shit People Say to Short Girls

Shit that People Say to Short GIrls/Women/people in general!

Staring Jessamyn Arnstein
Written by Jessamyn Arnstein and James Ward (with lots of contributions from both our friends-Thanks!)
Edited by James Ward

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[xweetokfairy]

you forgot the oompa loompa theme song...

[RdDrfjames]

@xweetokfairy We actually filmed one of the munchin songs from the Wizard of Oz, but at the time it just seemed so mean, so I didn't put it in.

[xweetokfairy]

@RdDrfjames how tall is the girl in the video out of interest?

[RdDrfjames]

@xweetokfairy I believe 5'1"

[CourtneyAbbruzzese]

OMG I'm literally freaking out about your perfect cat. I want it.

[RdDrfjames]

@CourtneyAbbruzzese Thank you! I have another video on my channel that just shows my cat.

[kalebabe]

People CONSTANTLY say "aw, you're like fun-sized" or "Aw you're so small I could fit you in my pocket." cunts

[iBeKy96]

I'm 15 and 4'8...i get this all the time. I hate when people will make "jokes" about my height...i don't find it funny. It always makes me feel embarrassed.

[DaniBoBanix3]

Some short people actually do get away with kid movie tickets. Therefore we pay less money than tall people what nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Condeycon]

Meh. Trying being a short guy and having society marginalize every single thing you do because you're short.

At least being a short woman is considered attractive. I'm considered a defective gene.

[littleva94]

I'm 5ft dead on. I've heard about 90% of these. So, so true!

And MY dog is bigger than me... Monster of an Alsatian.

[swinginyouaround]

what about "you make a great arm rest!"... at 5'1, i get that a lot.

[GBfanatic15]

YOU'RE SO CUTE...GET THAT ALL THE TIME.

the funny thing is...I've said "you're so cute when you're mad...to one of my best friends who is 6'4 xD lol :P

I've also heard the jokes "are you on stilts?" when I was in the water...stupid boys and their 6 feet tall selves.. xD

it's true though....you NEVER have to worry about being taller than a guy xD