Maxwell's silver hammer - The beatles

Taken from NewGrounds, created by HotDiggedyDemon, an interpretation of Maxwell's Silverhammer.
Composed and Sung by Paul McCartney, the song was disliked/hated by the other Beatles.


Joan was quizzical; Studies pataphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."

But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.

Whoa, oh, oh Silver hammer Man

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[snotrod7]

Why did he kill Joan? Jo-oh-oa-oan

[MasterMonsters]

@mightyfoxtribe93 Cool story brah

[TAGSairsoft]

I find this easy to masterbate to aha sex joke for the win

[PinguLove21]

what the hell did i just watch??? 

[BFBCFTW]

@stegokitty The court room should be British as well. As far as I know cops aren't called PC's in America are they?

[Deemik7]

Hammer.MOV

[joeytheapple123]

@PortalJumper98 He is a serial killer :p

[manderlyh]

I really love this song. It's one of my favorites by The Beatles!

[PortalJumper98]

This kid is worse than a fucking serial killer!!!!

[MickyMcCartney]

I luuv this song ^.^ ITS SO OMINOUS! yet really catchy! its one of my favorite songs and the interpretation was excelent! I LOVE THE BEATLES AND THEIR AWESOMENESS! oh btw, today is George Harrison's burthday!

[LittleFox1976]

This is brilliant. I never heard this song all the way through, it is very creepy. The singular thing I would have done differently is disappearing the class in small groups instead of all at once. Very well done.